huh huh huh our president huh huh huh

did you hear president bush (huh huh bush) had a tube stuck up his butt today? i wonder if he had trouble walking after the doctors were done.

"Mr. President, you're walking a little funny, sir!"

that was cool. heh heh heh

"Johnny Profaci" wrote in message news:[email]...

Mhehe yeah, then they put it in his mouth.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:...

The next time he talks to other leaders, they're going to say, "You had a tube up your butt" and laugh at him. Bush (huh-huh) will then nuke 'em. That'll be cool. And then he'll say, "It's time for you to kiss my butt."

"Mitsy6666" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Yeah! That would be cool if Bush..mheheh...bush..mhehe...ummm...oh yeah...if Bush was talking to that Air-a-fat dude, and the Air-a-fat dude said "Mhehehe..you had a tube up your butt!" And Bush said "Dammit, Air-a-fat, this beer is warm, get your ass to the fridge and get me another one...Oh, whats this, a tear Air-a-fat? Is daddy's little girl upset??! I'm going to kick your ass into next Tuesday, NOW GET YOUR ASS INTO THE KITCHEN, BRING ME A BEER, QUIT ACTING LIKE A DAMN LITTLE GIRL!" and went midevil on his ass. That would rule.

King Turd. Political Anal-ysist.

Get in your room and practice dammit!

A meeting between Bush (huh-huh) and the prime minister of China:

BUSH (huh-huh): I'm president of the most powerful country of the world. Do as I say or I'm going to nuke your ass!!

PRIME MINISTER: You had a tube up your butt. (Huh-huh)

The 2004 presidential debates:

BUSH (huh-huh): Under my leadership, I guided our country through its worse crisis ever, I reformed education, I signed the biggest tax relief bill in a generation, and I signed Campaign Finance Reform. My opponent lacks the leadership I have demonstrated, and he thinks your tax money should go to lazy alcoholic bums (and he poops too much!).

GORE: You had a tube up your butt. Huh-huh.

40 years from now...

GRANPA BUSH (huh-huh): I used to have control over 20,000 nuclear weapons, I had control over the future of our environment, I could boss other countries around, I had my own jet and three mansions, and I made money, money, money, money!!!

GRANDSON: You had a tube up your butt. Huh-huh.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:...

"Mitsy6666" wrote in message news:[email]...

YEAH! GOOD STUFF!

Bush (mheheh) at a recent Press conference:

BUSH: "My administration and our country mourns the loss of Afgan Vice President Haji Abdul Qadir...."

AP REPORTER: "You had a tube in your butt...uhuhuhuh.."

Bush addresses the State of Texas:

BUSH: "We are saddened by the loss of life and property due to the floods and I declare a state of emergency and will allocate disaster relief funds for assistance."

TEXAN: "Mhehe..you said ass...and you had a tube in your butt.uhuhuhuh"

Bush meets with Castro:

BUSH: "The United States will not lift the trade restrictions we have imposed on your country until you return to a capitalist government.."

CASTRO: "Tu tengo el tubeo en el butto..huhuhuhu"

The next time he talks to other leaders, they're going to say, "You had a tube up your butt"

Karl Rove: "Mr. President, you're walking a little funny, sir!"

Bush: "I had a tube up my butt."

Bush addresses the State of Texas:

BUSH: "We are saddened by the loss of life and property due to the floods and I declare a state of emergency and will allocate disaster relief funds for assistance."

TEXAN: "Meheheh...you said ass...and you had a tube up your butt...uhuhuhuh."

Bush at a recent press conference:

BUSH: "My administration and our country mourns the loss of Afgan Vice President Haji Abdul Qadir...."

AP REPORTER: "You had a tube up your butt...uhuhuhuh..."

A meeting between Bush and the prime minister of China:

BUSH: "I'm president of the most powerful country of the world. Do as I say or I'm going to nuke your ass!!"

PRIME MINISTER: "You had a tube up your butt. Huh-huh-huh-huh."

Bush meets with Castro:

BUSH: "The United States will not lift the trade restrictions we have imposed on your country until you return to a capitalist government.."

CASTRO: "Tu tengo el tubeo alto el butto...huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh."

Bush on the Middle East: "Ariel Sharon is a man of peace!"

Yassir Arafat: "Meheheheh...you had a tube up your butt! Dammit, this beer is warm, get your ass to the fridge and get me another one...Oh, what's this, a tear? Is daddy's little girl upset??! I'm going to kick your ass into next Tuesday, NOW GET YOUR ASS INTO THE KITCHEN, BRING ME A BEER, QUIT ACTING LIKE A DAMN LITTLE GIRL!" and Arafat went medieval on his ass.

The 2004 presidential debates:

BUSH: "Under my leadership, I guided our country through its worse crisis ever, I reformed education, I signed the biggest tax relief bill in a generation, and I signed Campaign Finance Reform. My opponent lacks the leadership I have demonstrated, and he thinks your tax money should go to lazy alcoholic bums."

GORE: "You had a tube up your butt. Huh-huh-huh-huh."

40 years from now...

GRAMPAW BUSH: "I used to have control over 20,000 nuclear weapons, I had control over the future of our environment, I could boss other countries around, I had my own jet and three mansions, and I made money, money, money, money!!!"

GRANDSON: "You had a tube up your butt. Huh-huh-huh-huh."

"D.G. Porter" wrote in message news:[email]...

I had like that same kind of tube up my butt too. I freaked out at first cause like I thought the doctor was tryin' to touch my weiner or somethin' "Ahhhh don't touch me, fartnocker!!!! Don't make me kick you in the nads!!!! heh-meh-heh-heh!" Then they like gave me some drugs an I didn't care anymore. Drugs rule!

Anyways when I like woke up or something in the hospital bed it was all over. I said to the nurse "Whoa!! Did I just like, score, or something? huh-huh-huh!"

"Bungmunch" wrote in message news:...

That must've been a cwool buzz.

Bush sharing a press conference with Jacque Chirac:

Bush: "Now we're both bilingual."

Chirac: "Tu avais un tubeau en haut le butteaux."

hahhahahhaaa ... LMAO! STOP IT, DG. You're killing me! ehehheh

Bush discussing a new Central Asian oil pipeline.

BUSH: "President Karimov, President Putin."

KARIMOV: "Sal zaharlandim sasiska ichida sening �rqa ortasida."

PUTIN: "�������, ��� �������� ����� �� ��� ������� ����."

"D.G. Porter" wrote in message news:[email]...

You said "PUTIN". Put In. Put In. Put In your virginia or something. m-heh-heh-heh!

Heh heh he said "bi" and "butt" huh huh heh huh huh heh

(LOL! cant u spell vagina bungmunch hahahahahhah it's not virgina say that's a country or whatever hahahhaha)

"D.G. Porter" wrote in message news:[email]...