PROSTITUTE-USER RAGU SPAGHETTI SAUCE,you are an inbred,incestuous retard moron who gives trailer park trash a bad name. so that's my little stab at you you sorry excuse of a (ROTFLMAO) male. oh wait,you can't possibly be male,you need sex organs to be either sex. if this don't work nothing will
PROSTITUTE USER RAGU SPAGHETTI SAUCE BOY,read this
S05E40 WomynretroMay 4, 19983 years later55 posts by 10 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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On 04 May 1998 18:35:14 GMT, [email] (GRNRAPTOR) posted in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
* PROSTITUTE-USER RAGU SPAGHETTI SAUCE,you are an inbred,incestuous retard moron * who gives trailer park trash a bad name. so that's my little stab at you you * sorry excuse of a (ROTFLMAO) male. oh wait,you can't possibly be male,you need * sex organs to be either sex. if this don't work nothing will
preach on brother Raptor, preach on.
nice asskicking of Ragu boy. :) I wonder if he's a Dago -- if he is we can hear the sound "WOP!" whenever we kick him in the nads.
hee hee hee
RB
Ritalin Boy wrote:
As a non-Spaghetti-boy Italian, allow me to say, "Fuck You". Do I call you ethnic epithets? Jokes are one thing, but slurs are another.
cool... my dad's in italy ATM... for the week on business. He'd better not be buying whores or anything though.
Hamster
Grobbus wrote in article ...
ehehe he's probably buying those goofy religious statues ;) and watching all that naked flesh that they have on Italian tv ;)
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...
not
: :
Don't they change governments a lot in Italy? Maybe he's "standing" for "erection".
Huh huh
Martin
ehehe they have (or had) some chick who used to be a naked, slutty porno star (not that there's anything wrong with that - Seinfeld) who ran for err.. some politician position eheh position ehehe and she won, and she campaigned topless in a convertable car eheehe and went on live tv topless eheheh it ruled ;)
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...
That was so funny... I saw it on Eurotrash and there was this chyk who walked around 'open air' so to speak... she wanted to legalise things like street sex and brothels and in Italy, she won the erection!!!
ROTFL
Hamster
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article
She's called something like La Ciccolinata. I've probably spelt it wrong because it's Italian and also becausr i'm really pissed. She was married to the american artist jeff Koons though, if that'a a clue.
Arse.
Lumpy's spelling is catchingg.
Martin
On 9 May 1998 01:04:59 GMT, "Martin Lowe" wrote:
<bubble mode>
Thank you, Martin-head!
Now for an amazing thread-plot-twist! The young woman is named Ilona Staller, although in a few movies she was known as either "Cicciolina" or "Ciccolina". You can read a short biography at:
http://search.excaliburfilms.com/pornlist/starpgs/ciccioli.htm
Like quite a few (over 50,000) other women, she allegedly scored with the late John Holmes. While he was alive, that is!
But, I hear you cry, what does all this have to do with our heroes, Beavis and Butt-head??? Well, hold on, Ms. Staller also starred in a film known as "Passionate Lovers", with a few scenes involving a gentleman known as Ron Jeremy. A-Ha!(tm) That is the guy that B-n-B talk about, because he's in a music video (that they're watching), and they remember him from a naked movie they saw somewhere!
Therefore, this thread is officially back on topic!
</bubble mode>
yeh yeh mheh mheh liek i speld awl teh werdz rite BLECHHH!!!
Lumpy :-)
disclamier: i *never* sawd ennie of dem movieys!
i just got awl dat infoe offa dee infurrymayshun
souperdoopere hi-whey!!! :-OWOAH! check it out! Lumpy's in a Beavis bubble-trance mode:
yeh he's the one in the porno movie that Butthead's uncle rented. ehehe rent ehehe
yeh uh uh you big pansy.. you were like paying attention at school
On 10 May 1998 00:04:07 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us plooped out even more deeploreabel werds:
uuuuuuuuuhhhhh, NO!!!!
this iz liek *true* anad stuff --- i droped ote of
one scholl, got EXSPELLED frum antother,
droped ote of a third one,
droped ote of a forth one!!!, anad in mie mostest Dumbassian(tm) move
evers, i droped ote of scohool
down in Gary-town wear the chicks were
hornie anad alomost totilie nekkid onna beech.UUUUGGGGGGHHHH!!!! i waz sew st00pid!!!!
iffen i waz liek "paying attenshun", it was just to teh CHICKS (& thingees) thats' awl!!!!
this messidge is liek 99&44/100%(tm) true :-(
Lumpy the Dropoutian(tm) Camshaft
Lumpy Camshaft wrote:
yeah mehheh hehheh mehheh hehheh mehheh mehheh :^D
ehehe WHAT? the *chicks are totally naked on a bitch?" ehehe that's like the island of lesbos or soemthing ;)
okay.. I beleive you ;) uh uh
Lumpy ngefca Camshaft wrote:
Mehheh...she was featured in a Penthouse magazine 3 zillion years ago and was all naked and stuff (that was cool). I looked her up (like no one ever throws away cool nudie magazines) (like _I_ never did anyway) and I FOUND her pics. :D
On Mon, 11 May 1998 17:08:14 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^^
yeh yeh mheh heh heeh hee hee hee sorrie bote taht!!!!
:-DLumpy, you pre-Choadian ant butt!!!! You changed my words or something!!! >:-\ <--- (also a word-changing grimace)
I wood kick your ass for that but you're a CoolKid(tm) in my book, and besides, I'm gonna be your literary manager and get 10% of all your money and 10% of all the chyks...and besides again, I might wuss out and you would kick MY ass instead.
Oh....uhhhhh, OK ;^) (who IS this guy anyway?)
i don't know e heh but I'd like to be Lumpy for a day :)
On 14 May 1998 04:48:17 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' us wrote:
Oh really?
On Fri, 15 May 1998 18:52:59 GMT, [email] (Gary M.) wrote:
DAMMIT DAMMIT SONOFABEEHOTCH!!!!!!!!
i think thes is "mess up othir peepoles werds week"
hear on atbnb (which i am the president of (hee hee) ):-) pre-Choadian ant butt
Lumpy "most desirable dude in a newsgroup" Camshaft wrote:
ehehe president of pee? ehehe that's cool ehehehe ehehe you said *mess up* ehehehehe
yes.. have I ever told you he's my hero? He is the wind beneath my wings....
On 17 May 1998 19:26:58 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
UGH! now GCRU is saying "I like what I see...".
:-P
yeh..I bought one too many Judas Priest records back in the 80's ;)
On 19 May 1998 04:03:08 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
DAMN HIPPIE CLERK!!!!!!!
:-)
speaking of damn hippie clerks.. ehhe check this out ehehe
Q) what does a Grateful Dead fan say, when the drugs run out?
A) "what the *hell* is that awful music???"
uhuh *hippies * ehehe
hahahah.....ROTFLMFAO!!!
gary m.
On 14 May 1998 04:48:17 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' us wrote:
aaargh, nooo! i thikn mie womyn mite be
verrie disapointeid at yore
small 8-> johnsonheh heheheh eeehehe heheheheh that ruled!
Lumpy fifty foot weenie Camshaft 8========================================================>
:-O
Lumpy Camshaft wrote in article ...
Hey, lumpster... on my fine 17" specimen (the screen dammit), that's only about 6 inches long...
Hamster
On Sun, 17 May 1998 22:57:20 +0100, "Tom Bird" wrote:
whoa!!! you have a 17 incher!?!?!
Lumpy (running away with hands over butt) Camshaft
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ uh uh he must have company uh uh ;)
uhuh has Lumpy been peeping in the little boyz room? ehehe
On Tue, 12 May 1998 10:28:26 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
that rules!!!!!!!!!!!
your preddy co0l sometimez, Gary-head! ^^^
you mispeled "50%"
im' liek gennyrus anad stuf!
:-) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
uuuuuhhhhh, ok! *you* can liek look at uh, frum there
kneez on down to the tiPs of there littel piggliewigglies,
anad **il'l** get the other 90% (the naughty bits!!!)^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I AM THE SUPREME RULER OF THIS NEWSGROUP!!!
###########################################((hoo boy! ill get mie arse *K*icked for that oen!!!!))
sorrie fellas, (anad EEK!(tm)), i didant meen it!!!
Lumpy the olde wussiey Camshaft :-) :-) :-)
pre-Choadian ant butt wrote in article ...
You want to give Gary-head???!??
Hamster (worried...)
On Thu, 14 May 1998 19:37:17 +0100, "Tom Bird" wrote:
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Lumpy (grossed out!)
:-O
<AOL> ME TOO! </AOL>
uhuh you want some, too? uh uh uh
ehehe now we know ehehehe
uhuh ehehehe
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...
heh heehhh!
Hamster
<AOL> "ME, TOO!!" </AOL>
yeh! he did! ehehe I saw it, too! ehehehhe *me, too* ehehe
ehehe you said *Piggly Wiggly* ehgehehehehehhe http://www.pigglywiggly.com/
ehhe he said *arse* ehehehehe
ehehehe that rulez
On Thu, 14 May 1998 02:54:28 GMT, [email] (pre-Choadian ant butt) wrote:
Yeah, yeah...money, money!!!!
Ummmmm, I'll trade you 9 piggliewigglies for one thingie
All hail Emperor Lumpinius mehheh...I almost said, "penis"
yeh uhuh *wishful thinking/Freudian Slip* uhuh ;)
you mean John thomas??? ehehehehe
^^^^^^^^^^^^
eheheh eheheh have a good collection, do you? ehehe
On 14 May 1998 04:46:57 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' us wrote:
dammit...I've been set up eheheh *up*
Gary M. wrote: ^ eheheh stands for *masturbation* uh uh ;)
"Pictures of Lily, made my life so wonderful..." (The Who..."Pictures Of Lily")
^ eheheh stands for *masturbation* uh uh ;)
uhhhhh maybe sometimes...but usually I lay down uhh or something
ehehe *lay* ehehe *down* eheheheheheh you're not *master of your domain* ehehehe
ehehe sounds dirty eheheh
wrong
[for our North American readers, this means *drunk*, not angry]
married to
ehehe koons heh
scratch my.... ;) [for our North American readers, *arse* means *ass*]
eheh naked chicks on tv rule ;)
you said *sluts are another* ;)
YEAH!!! ritalin boy is back yeahh!!!!! :)
Here, have a free naked chick, Ritalin Boy :) http://www.clic.net/~birdy/jc/films/HotSpot/hsnude.jpg
In article , [email] (GRNRAPTOR) wrote:
Well said! I could not have said it better myself.
Michael
I really do not understand this or anything that is going on with spaghetti. I like spaghetti, but not wussy spaghetti.
GRNRAPTOR wrote in article ...
moron
you
need