REM ripoff Lyrics (ala' Sir Peck)

Beavis Sings REM's "Losing My Sphincter Grip" to ButtHead:

Oh PooP is better, better than food, and you are not ME the lengths that I PooP to, saved in some jars... OH NO!!! I've PooPed too much, I PooPed it all !

That's me in the bathroom, that's me on the toilet losing my coolest turds, Trying to keep a turd in view, and I don't know if I can do it OH NO! I've said too much emehehehehe...I haven't PooPed enough.

I thought that I heard you farting, I thought that I heard you burp, I think I thought I saw Stewart cry....meheheheheh eheheheheheh

OH, my bunghole! TP for my bunghole! I'm choosing my own brand Trying to choose the softest brand, like a hurt and dumbass fool. OH NO!!! I've said too much....emehehehehehe...I PooPed it all...

Nacho this, Nacho that, it cost too much in this town, consider this, If I nad-kicked you to your knees, what if all these chicks like, wanna score all around? And now I've said too much...emeheheheheh...I thought that I heard you crying... I thought that I heard you choke. I think I thought I remembered you turned blue...

That must'a been a dream or something...just a dream? That's me in the bathroom, that's me PooPing in the spotlight, Losing my sphincter grip, trying to keep from emehehehehehehe.... And I don't know if I can do it...AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIA OH NO!!! I've PooPed too much, I think I PooPed it all!

I think that I'll kick your nads now, I think that I'll kick your ass I think I just join Todd's gang, too. Uh...this was just a dream, just a dream, just a --- dammit! wet-dream!!!

Umm... the End. eheheheheh

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

[coolass lyrics snipped]

that ruled!!

how bout "Come into my planet *poop* Come into my planet *poop*....make me peeeeee, make me peeeee..." or maybe "1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. dont plop your *poop* on the floor..gotta gotta sittdown and make a stool, gotta gotta...ummm...nevermind.." or perhaps... "Dont go chasing *poop* that falls, just stick to the bathrooms and the toilets youre used to..." or "...Its like *poop*.. on your wedding day..like a *poop*..that you just cant take.."..mehmeh...Alanus...emhmehmeh

KingTurd wrote on Sat, 20 Jul 1996 11:09:07 -0400, Message-ID:

(more cool *poop*)

cant

You said "Al", then you said "anus".

Emehehehhehehehehehe

Laytur, Paul

In article KingTurd writes:

umm...thankyoudrivethrough... ehehehehemehehehmehehhehe

Whoa! That RULES!!! emeheh hehehehehe AllAnus MoreaPooP!

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

You are cordially invited to Buttlanta for the wedding of CherylAnn W. to her computer...

You are an idiot and you have way too much time on your hands.

Uhhhhhhhhh.... you like, have way to much dick on your hands. Asswipe.

[email](Allen C. Dimick) wrote:

No, no. Those birth certificates were faked so they could get into driver's ed.

[email] writes:

Yeah, really. What kind of dumbass would believe an official document presented by Butt-hole in the first place. I mean we're talking about the guy that forged a note from his mother about a national Sip-Otter shortage in order to get out of wearing a jock strap for gym class.

Plus, this was made in 95 or 94. go 16 or 17(if they were real.)

		J.B,

"You need stuff that sucks so cool stuff will be like,even cooler."

In article [email] (John Strong) defended my honor or something:

Like, thanks and stuff, John.

Not all AOHell people are stoopid... emeheheehe...ehehehehehehe... like me and PMerca, Bill Sexmachineski, etc.

BUT:

Screen Name: KBeavDan Member Name: DAN GALLIE Location: Muskegon, MI USA Birthdate: 3/26 Sex: Male Marital Status: Single Computers: Packard Bell Hobbies: Music, Baseball, Movies Occupation: King of the Beavisidians Quote: It was an accident.

His occupation is probably why he wrote the crap he did... emeheheh....

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

PLASTIC BEAVIS

I don't care if it rains or freezes, long as I have my plastic Beavis riding on the dashboard of my car. I'm afraid he'll have to go, his *PooP* will hurt my radio and if I wreck it's sure to leave a scar.

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

In article [email] (KBeavDan) writes:

I'd hate to think what *you* have on your hands! ehehehehehe....emeheheheheheh....

My email to you was self-explanatory, get it???

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

[email] (KBeavDan) saddly wrote:

umm........... you have awakend my bunghole now you must give me TP or ill kick you in the nads AirForceman imgonnakilltheworld

emehehehehehe...

FLUSH WITH AIAIAIAI LINER

I know PooP I know you've seen it! In a jar in my basement, stored up for convenience.

Walking down the street I saw some dog PooPee It was a real KICKASS pile! Oh my buttgrip turned inside!

I am poopin' it's the real thing (it's the real thing) Let me PooP all over town my PooP with aiaiaiaiLiner

I'm not so fine (emeh..hehehe..) I'm constipated. It's all too much pressure it's all that I can take. What position makes it come out better? Cop a feel? (Faker) How can I convince them all? That I'm a PooPer too, yeah. ehehehehe...mehehehehe...

I am not sh*ttin! It's the real PooP! We all invent our PooPs and you know you do... emehehehehehehe

Yeah, KBD's a sad fartknocker He's worse than Stuart He's his own invention That makes me want to puke. What can I PooP myself to thee? Turds are long (and smelly too) What can I make with them? To send them email to him?

I am not sh*ttin' I'd PooP anytime (I'd Poop anytime) A pee, grip, Turdenstein... My flush with aiaiaiai:Liner!

emeheheheheheheh...ehehehehe....

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, whic I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." - anon. .sig.

[email] (John Strong) wrote:

And then, my friend, you die.

In article [email] (Kathy Diemer) writes:

ehehehehe...mehehehehe.......you die! YOU DIE! YOU DIE!!! whoa! ehehmeh..ehehehehehe...

Kathy kicks ass!!!

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

On Sat, 20 Jul 1996 03:38:51 -0400 Peck tried to once again to communicate with the outside world...

Mheh hehehehhehh... try one of my limited edition turd-burgers! mheh eheheheheh... I'm gonna be rich... mheh heheheheh eheheheheh... thankyoudrivethru

In article [email] (Sir Peck II) writes:

[snipped or something]

WHOA!!! A limited edition turd-burger? emeheh eheheheh ehehehe... Would you have flies with that order? ehehehehehehehehehehheheheehehe

You are rich, aren't you?

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

[email] (Cat's "Meow") wrote:

Some Cool REM poop lyrics which KBeavDan of AOLame fame had some problem with. Apparently he doesn't like poop humor. He must have problems pooping or poor toilet training.

This one is dedicated to your bunghole, KBeavDan.

Meow,

Sir Spanks-A-Lot