A fat American eating cheese

I always thought Marlon Brando was cool. Getting paid tonnes for small appearances in crap films. Being famous for a five minute part (Apocalype Now) where he grunted unintelligibly, barely visible in the dodgy lighting. Best of all he was in 'Last Tango In Paris'. Like all good eur-a-pee-in films, this had no plot except for various contrivances to get Maria Schneider naked. And it featured the great line (my memory may fail me here)

'Just what I wanted to see - a fat American eating cheese'.

Genius. TYDT

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:cc6cfc$a7p$[email]...

Cheese rules. Especially the fake cheese that they put on the cheap nachos at the Maxi-Mart. That stuff RULES! And Cheese Whiz. That shit is good too. I like to put it on pretty much anything edible. Or just drink it by the glass. Mmmmmmm....cheese.....

On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 23:15:22 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

Yeah, butt I heard it doesn't contain real whiz.

CB

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"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

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cheese'.

on the cheap nachos

That shit is good

Or just drink it by

Gross!!!!!!!!! Lol

On Sat, 3 Jul 2004 23:15:22 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

So, what flavor does the Turdster like best? I tend to prefer bacon n' cheddar. I think it would be cool if they had a nacho cheese flavor. You could have all the yummy goodness of those nachos we all love so much without cutting the roof of your mouth on those stale maxi-mart nacho chips. Finally, Tom Anderson would have something to top off his nacho turd pie he has been developing with your stolen turd stock. Good old Abe could even put some in his honey mush to spice up his life. Oh well, just some random thoughts. Dave

"King Turd" wrote in message news:BuKFc.3935$[email]...

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cheese'.

the cheap nachos

That shit is good

just drink it by

Cheese would do very nicely with anything savoury and edible, I'm not sure about ice cream or banana's and stuff. It would go very well with Maria Schneider, although Marlon Brando used butter.

Maria Schneider said that the film, and the it's director disgusted her. I don't recall her making any famous films after that which is a shame as she had great thingies. Which would go nicely with cheese. On which subject, anyone familiar with the Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch?

Red Leicester? No. Gouda? Not today. Rochefort? No. Edam? Was expecting it but the van broke down... [etc, etc, etc]

After hearing that I can't help but smirk when I hear the names of exotic cheeses...

Norwegian Jahlsberg? Nope

TYDT

On Sun, 4 Jul 2004 23:49:44 +0100, "Roy Batty" wrote:

Oh yeah, I remember that sketch. That was a real classic!

"I was just wasting your time, sir!"

CB

mmmmmmmmm Venezuelan Beaver Cheese

Aah, yet another Leisure Suit Larry fan.

"William Wetherington" wrote in message news:2tkGc.2981$[email]...

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signature line.

I thought it was in the original sketch. Somewhere between Gruyere and Japanese Sage-Derby or something.

TYDT

"King Turd" wrote in message news:BuKFc.3935$[email]...

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cheese'.

the cheap nachos

That shit is good

just drink it by

I'm sure there's a line in Beck's 'Loser' that says 'get crazy with the cheese whizz'. That was quite a song. And the video had fire in it... [address]!

TYDT