10 Reasons Why Cheesy Is Cooler Than Matt Bruce

TEN REASONS WHY CHEESY IS COOLER THAN MATT BRUCE
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• Cheesy recognizes when he�s gotten his ass kicked.

• Cheesy *understands* that he is a drip of epic proportions.

• Cheesy doesn�t post to atbnb once to make the regulars think he�s a regular guy. He posts because he digs Beavis and Butthead.

• If he lived for a thousand years, Cheesy might eventually score.

• Cheesy *understands* that he is a dipshit of epic proportions.

• Cheesy never attempts to claim that the stupid things he does are really somebody else�s (anybody else�s) fault.

• Cheesy�s Web site has some cool GIFs They�re too damn big and they download too slow, but they�re truly cool.

• Cheesy has never attended Harvard University.

• Cheesy has never posted to alt.fan.karl-malden.nose.

 1. If Cheesy ever thought to himself, �Meow meow Henrietta Pussycat
    meow meow meow Presidents of the United States meow Kitty,� at
    least he wouldn�t post it where the rest of the universe could
    read it and laugh their asses off.

11.) Cheesy is, I think, actually a young 'un; whereas Matt is old enough to know better.

In article [email] (Michele Mantynen) writes:

You know Michele...you're pretty damned in tune with the real world and stuff.

*smile*

CherylAnn Iloveeverybody

In article , [email] said in an elagant way...

That was **sniff sniff** the best article ever writin about me...except I would change number 7. Thanx anyway. Im like a popular Dork now.

In article Claude Ballze writes: emeheheheheheh...a kick-ass article indeed!

I think that with a little encouragment, Cheesy could be a fellow Buttlander. He has kind of mellowed and stuff. Matt Bruce was a pain in the arse that wouldn't understand if his butt caught on fire...or something.

thankyoudrivethrough

CherylAnn Iloveeverybody