Everything I needed to know I learned from Star Trek Or Beam be up, Butthead!
In the episode "Dream On", Butthead dreams he is captain of the starship enterprise on the bridge. Close up on Butthead looking like Capt. Picard.
BH: Uh, fire those retrorockets! Shoot the fruiton torpedoes!
(Pull back to reveal the bridge with Chekov at the helm and a full figured Troi standing to BH's left.)
BH: And, like, uh, make us go thay way. (Points left)
Checkov: Aye Aye, Keptain.
BH: (Looks at Troi) Uh, excuse me! I order you to undress and show me your thingies!
(Troi reaches up to her collar and is about to comply when Beavis ala Riker walks onto the bridge from the turbolift.)
Beavis: But Captain, that violates intergalactic law, or, or something. Heh heh.
BH: #1! I order you to go take a #2!
Beavis: Aye aye captain. (Salutes) Heh heh.
BH: Huh huh. Uh, huh huh, this is cool. Huh huh.
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Beavis and Butthead are watching the video "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden. As SG start singing "black hole sun..."
Beavis: Black hole sun. Black hole. Heh heh. BH: Huh huh. Black hole? Beavis: Hey butthead, what is a black hole?
BH: Uhhhhh...its sort of like a bunghole, but its like...... Beavis interrupts about some chick in the video. BH: Shut up Beavis! I was explaining something! Beavis: Oh, oh, ok.
BH: So like, the black hole is like this giant bunghole in outer space.
Its like it sucks up the whole universe. And then its like it grinds
it up and sends it all to hell or something.Beavis: Whoa! Really? Heh heh yea. Thats cool! So like, um, how do you know all this stuff?
BH: From watching Star Trek bunghole!
Beavis: Oh. Yea yea! Heh heh.
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