BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD
THE EPISODE GUIDE
by Dan Pawlak
send all corrections to [email] version 2.2
last update 1.11.95*All episodes are listed according to premiere airdate (approximate in some areas). *The first parenthesis indicates season number based on when the credits are changed--(0) indicates it is from Liquid Television. The second parenthesis is the airdate as accurate as is currently known. *(Double) follwing the title indicates that the episode lasts 30 min. with commercials. *Anything with question marks indicates uncertainty about that entry-- although if there is something you know is wrong, let me know.
FROG BASEBALL (0) (1992) Beavis and Butt-Head play baseball, using a frog in place of a ball. Yes, they really do hit it, and yes, it dies. NOTE: Beavis and Butt-Head do not watch any videos during this episode since it was originally not created for MTV and originally aired on Liquid Television. Later versions exist with videos.
PEACE, LOVE, AND UNDERSTANDING (0) (1992) Beavis and Butt-Head go to a monster truck competition. While there they encounter Sterculius, the god of feces! NOTE: Beavis and Butt-Head do not watch any videos during this episode since it was originally not created for MTV and originally aired on Liquid Television. Later versions exist with videos.
BLOOD DRIVE (1) (Mar 93) Beavis and Butt-Head try to get extra money by donating blood. - "Physical" (Olivia Newton John) - "I Wanna Be Sedated" (The Ramones) - "All Of Me Wants All Of You" (????) - "Painkiller" (Judas Priest) - "Bloodletting" (Concrete Blond)
DOOR-TO-DOOR (1) (Mar 93) Beavis and Butt-Head are sent to collect money for the poor as part of a class project and make friends with a dominatrix. * "Garden Of Eden" (Guns N' Roses) - "Baby's Got Back" (Sir Mix-A-Lot) - "Erotica" (Madonna) - "Head Like A Hole" (Nine Inch Nails) - "School For Fools" (LSD) *original version has "Send Me Your Money" (Suicidal Tendencies) instead of this video
PETITIONS SUCK (1) (Mar 93) Beavis and Butt-Head are sent by their teacher to get signatures for a petition to stop a furrier from coming to town. - "Maneater" (Hall and Oates) - "Animal" (Def Leppard) - "I Want A New Drug" (Huey Lewis and the News) - "Smokin' Banana Peels" (The Dead Milkmen) - "Principal's Office" (Young MC) - "Show Me Your Soul" (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
BALLOON (1) (Mar 93) Beavis and Butt-Head buy helium baloons in order to kill dolphins at a dolphin show. - "Higher Ground" (Red Hot Chili Peppers) - "Paloma Blanca" (Slim Whitman) - "Supermodel" (RuPaul) - "Falling To Pieces" (Faith No More) - "Dirty Deeds" (AC/DC)
CUSTOMERS SUCK (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head must deal with annoying customers during work at Burger World. - "Rise" (Public Image Limited) - "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" (Wang Chung) - "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" (Wham) - "Cigarette Dangles" (The Pursuit Of Happiness) - "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (Nirvana)
HEROES (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head go skeet shooting and Butt-Head shoots down a jumbo jet. - "Bikini Girls With Machine Guns" (The Cramps) - "See You In Hell" (Grim Reaper) - "Black Flag" (King's X) - "Godhead" (Nitzer Ebb)
HOME IMPROVEMENT (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head paint Mr. Anderson's house, and ruin it in the process. - "Two Tribes" (Frankie Goes To Hollywood) - "Just A Friend" (Biz Markie) - "Black Sunshine" (White Zombie) - "What I Am" (Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians) *this episode contained the disclaimer: "Breathing paint thinner will damage your brain, look what it's done to Beavis & Butt-Head."
STUART'S HOUSE (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head go over to their friend Stuart's house, terrorize him, and blow up his kitchen. - "You Might Think" (The Cars) - "Kiss" (Art Of Noise With Tom Jones) - "I Wanna Rock" (Twisted Sister) - "The Majesty Of Rock" (Spinal Tap) *this episode contained the disclaimer: "If you are not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."
YOGURT'S COOL (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head go to buy some frozen yogurt after watching a seductive ad for it on TV. - "Superfreak" (Rick James) - "Goodbye To You" (Scandal) - "Heart And Soul" (T'Pau) - "Thunder Kiss '65" (White Zombie) - "Mountain Song" (Jane's Addiction)
BABES R' US (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head try to get into a female mud-wrestling bar. - "Push It" (Salt N Pepa) - "Humpin' Around" (Bobby Brown) * "Bruise Violet" (Babes In Toyland) - "Pop Song 89" (REM) *this episode is now shown with "Dust Devil" (Butthole Surfers) in place of this without the FIRE references
FRIDAY NIGHT (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head meet a biker lady while they try and pick up girls at the local convenience store. - "Rico Suave" (Gerardo) - "I Want Candy" (Bow Wow Wow) - "Crazy Love" (Gruntruck) - "I Wanna Sex You Up" (Color Me Badd) - "She Kissed Me" (Terrence Trent D'Arby)
SCIENTIFIC STUFF (2) (Spr 93) Daria is assigned to help out Beavis and Butt-Head with their science project. - "Weird Science" (Oingo Boingo) - "Fire Woman" (The Cult) - "How The Gods Kill" (Danzig) - "Devil Inside" (INXS) - "Epic" (Faith No More) *Latest version shown without a quote about lighting farts on fire.
AT THE SIDESHOW (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head go to the carnival side show to watch the Rubber Band Lady perform. * "Rock On" (Michael Damien) * "Twilight Zone" (Golden Earing) - "Torture" (The Jacksons) - "Karma Chameleon" (Culture Club) - "Wild Wild Life" (Talking Heads) *original version has "Livin' On The Edge" by Aersomith in place of these videos. *later versions have a quote ending with "... burn stuff" removed from the "Rock On" video
BE ALL YOU CAN BE (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head visit the army recruiting office after watching war oriented television shows and commercials. - "Come On Feel The Noize" (Quiet Riot) - "NWO" (Ministry) - "Highway To Hell (Live)" (AC/DC) - "Tank" (Life, Sex & Death)
WASHING THE DOG (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head take Mr. Anderson's dog to the laundromat in order to wash it. - "Pets" (Porno For Pyros) - "Outshined" (Soundgarden) - "Everybody Everybody" (Black Box) - "Rock This Town" (Stray Cats)
LAWN & GARDEN (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head prune Mr. Anderson's trees and wind up destroying his house too. - "Spirit In The Sky" (Dr. And The Medics) - "Just Like Paradise" (David Lee Roth) * "Warm It Up" (Kris Kross) - "The Humpty Dance" (Digital Underground) *this episode was last shown edited with the FIRE references removed from this video.
BURGER WORLD (2) (Spr 93) Beavis deep fries a mouse and bugs and Butt-Head serves it to Mr. Anderson as a mouse burger and french flies. - "Right Kind Of Love" (Jeremy Jordan) - "Legs" (ZZ Top) - "Punishment" (Biohazard) - "Groove Is In The Heart" (Deee-Lite)
BEDPANS & BROOMSTICKS (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head must contend with the obese Billy Bob at the hospital after they drive around in his golf cart. - "Unchain My Heart" (Joe Cocker) - "Shuffle It All" (Izzy Stradlin & The Ju-Ju Hounds) - "Acid Rain" (D.R.I.) - "Fly High Michelle" (Enuff Z'Nuff) - "Detachable Penis" (King Missile)
GOOD CREDIT (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head steal Mr. Anderson's credit card and buy various animals with it. - "Working For The Weekend" (Loverboy) - "Manic Monday" (The Bangels) - "Pet Semetary" (The Ramones) - "Pop Singer" (John Cougar Mellencamp) - "Rusty Cage" (Soundgarden)
WAY DOWN MEXICO WAY (Double) (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head hitchhike to Mexico in order to buy some fireworks and are forced to smuggle drugs on the way back. - "Mexican Radio" (Wall Of Voodoo) - "Psycho Holliday" (Pantera) - "In Nin' Alu" (Ofra Haza) - "I Wish You Were A Beer" (Cycle Sluts From Hell) - "I Feel You" (Depeche Mode) - "Rico Suave" (Gerardo) **also in "Friday Night" - "NWO" (Ministry) - "Outshined" (Soundgarden) - "Highway To Hell (Live)" (AC/DC) - "Adios, Mexico" (Texas Tournados) *this episode has also been shown as a single episode removing the drug-smuggling sub-plot. This episode contained the disclaimer: "WARNING: If you're not a cartoon, swallowing a rubber full of drugs can kill you." The unedited episode was only shown once or twice.
FOR BETTER OR VERSE (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head must each compose a haiku for their English class. - "Out Of The Blue" (Debbie Gibson) - "Iron Man" (Black Sabbath) * "They Want EFX" (Das EFX) - "Fight The Youth" (Fishbone) *this epsiode is now shown edited: the scene of Beavis showing Butt-Head how to light aerosol spray on fire in class(which singes him) is removed and the FIRE references have been removed from the Das EFX video.
BEWARE OF THE BUTT (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butthead incur the wrath of a woman at the drive-in theatre after taking a picture of her butt. - "Yankee Rose" (David Lee Roth) - "Pretend We're Dead" (L7) - "Unsung" (Helmet) - "Love And Affection" (Nelson) - "The Road Behind" (Gwar)
AT THE MOVIES (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head go to the drive-in theatre and cause trouble in the bathroom, the concession stand, and with the police. - "Wild Wild West" (Kool Moe Dee) - "Bang A Gong" (The Power Station) - "Shamrocks & Shenanigans" (House Of Pain) - "????" (Sugar Cubes) - "You Shook Me All Night Long" (AC/DC)
SICK (2) (Sum 93) Beavis and Butt-Head go to the doctor in order to get perscription medicine so they can get high. - "Dr. Feelgood" (Motley Crue) - "Dancing With Myself" (Billy Idol) - "Hangin' Tough" (New Kids On The Block) - "Them Bones" (Alice In Chains)
NO LAUGHING (Double) (2) (Sum 93) Beavis and Butt-Head aren't allowed to laugh during sex education class or else they'll be expelled. - "Push Th' Little Daisies" (Ween) - "Everybody Get On Up" (Carmen Electra) - "Who Was In My Room Last Night?" (Butthole Surfers) - "So, What'cha Want" (Beastie Boys) - "Baby, Baby" (Amy Grant) - "Mickey" (Toni Basil) - "Rock You Like A Hurricane" (The Scorpions) - "Take It Back" (Reba McIntyre) - "Come Undone" (Duran Duran) - "Dance Of The Dead" (Corrosion Of Conformity) *this episode includes the "Insect Court" portion from "Lawn & Garden" added on at the end. This is the original form of this episode.
BABY MAKES, UH, THREE (2) (Spr 93) Beavis and Butt-Head must take care of a sugar baby for a week in order to complete a class project. - "One" (U2) - "Rag Doll" (Aerosmith) - "Walking On Sunshine" (Katrina And The Waves) - "The Thunder Rolls" (Garth Brooks) - "Wish" (Nine Inch Nails)
THE BUTT-HEAD EXPERIENCE (2) (Sum 93) Butt-Head daydreams during work that he and Beavis are rock stars. - "Seventeen" (Winger) - "F-Sharp" (Nudeswirl) - "I Love It Loud" (Kiss) - "Put Your Mouth On Me" (Eddie Murphy) - "Take On Me" (A-HA) - "In A Big Country" (Big Country) *this episode includes the "Toad Licking" portion from "Sick" added on at the end. This is the original form of this episode.
MTV MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS 1993 CLIP (9-2-93) Beavis & Butt-Head present the nominees for Best Metal Hard Rock Video. Beavis opens the envelope by lighting it on FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
COMEDIANS (3) (9-6-93.1) Beavis & Butt-Head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed, and burn the place down. - "My Name is Mud" (Primus) - "I Think We're Alone Now" (Tiffany) * "Sister of Pain" (Vince Neil) - "Feed The Tree" (Belly) *this episode was last shown edited: --the scene where Butt-Head gets the idea to become a comedian: Beavis says: "Let's go over to Stewart's house and burn something." The edited version has Butt-Head interrupting Beavis after "house." --the scene where Beavis is juggling flaming newspapers (which burns down the Laff Hole) is removed. The FIRE references have also been removed from the Vince Neil video.
CARWASH (3) (9-6-93.2) Beavis & Butt-Head wash a neighbors car, take it for a drive to air dry it, then get in an accident with Mr. Anderson. - "Stuntman" (24-7 Spyz) - "In These Arms" (Bon Jovi) - "Work To Do" (Vanessa Williams)
COUCH-FISHING (3) (9-7-93) Beavis & Butt-Head reel in various things & people while casting from the couch, and then get Stuart in trouble with the law. - "Not Enough Time" (INXS) - "Mother" (Danzig) - "Institutionalised" (Suicidal Tendencies) - "Jive Talkin' " (Bee Gees)
KIDNAPPED (Double) (3) (9-8-93) Beavis & Butt-Head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stuart for ransom money--but quickly get sick of him. * "Cool Kids" (Kix) - "Locomotion" (Kylie Minogue) - "Anywhere But Here" (Raging Slab) - "Welcome to Planet Motherfucker" (White Zombie) - "Over The Hills And Far Away" (Led Zeppelin) - "Ebeneezer Goode" (The Shamen) * "Rapture" (Blondie) - "Gratitude" (Beastie Boys) *FIRE scenes that have been edited in this episode: --in "Cool Kids" a scene of Beavis trying unsuccessfully to light a lighter has been edited out. --when Stuart first walks in and Beavis & Butt-Head get an idea to kidnap him: the thought balloons have been changed from lighters flicking to light bulbs. --when Stuart is watching Urkel: a shot of Urkel on the TV pointing to fire saying: "Did I do that?" has been removed --in "Rapture" Beavis is trying unsucessfully to light his lighter before saying: "Just dial 1-800-WOOS."
NAKED COLONY (3) (9-9-93) Beavis & Butt-Head go to a nudist camp so they can see naked people. - "Plush" (Stone Temple Pilots) - "The Way I Feel About You" (Karen White) - "I Wish You Were A Beer" (Cycle Sluts From Hell) - "Heterosexual Man" (The Odds)
TORNADO (3) (9-10-93) Beavis & Butt-Head go to a trailer park during a tornado and almost get to do it with Lolita & Tanqueray. - "Just One Fix" (Ministry) - "Balls to the Wall" (Accept) - "Naughty Girls Need Love Too" (Samantha Fox) - "50 ft Queenie" (P J Harvey) *this episode is now shown edited: the scene of Barney on fire is edited to show "Technical Difficulties" on B&B's TV while they hear him yell: "This Sucks!"
INCOGNITO (3) (9-10-93) After being threatened at school, Beavis & Butt-Head decide to wear a disguise to class. - "Down with The King" (Run DMC) - "Sweating Bullets" (Megadeth) - "Los Angeles" (Frank Black)
CLEANING HOUSE (3) (9-13-93) VanDriesen has Beavis & Butt-Head clean his house to learn about work & money--instead they learn that 8-tracks aren't waterproof. - "School's Out" (Krokus)
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