Hi Everybody and their private parts! (especially the private parts!)
I just got back from the juke joint and was thinking about all of you. (and your private parts).
Wish we could have a big ol' orgy? Me too! Maybe there's a way, but I just can't figure it out at this hour. And just to clarify, turds are not private parts. Only anuses, penises, balls, vaginers, and breastages. Turds need not apply, unless you're into brown showers. Which means you're pretty cool, actually, but still-- keep your poop in your own panties (mine just got dry cleaned).
I thought this was a math class?? LET'S FART!