Guns & Nachos

After playing DOOM3 for a while. I noticed something on the floor and decided to show a snap shot of it in alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead.

Cool! Ummm, wait....uhhh, did you accidentally flush it down the toilet before you tried to post it? Or trade it for nachos? Or give it to some chick you were trying to score with? Sell it at the mall? Trade it for nutmeg? Get drunk and forget where you left it?

On Sun, 28 Nov 2004 08:08:15 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

uh huh huh, I stole it and used it to buy a 6-pak of The Edge.

No seriously, he meant to say alt.binaries.bnb

Look there and you'll find his post. It's pretty cool.

Meheheh, *post*

"> uh huh huh, I stole it and used it to buy a 6-pak of The Edge.

Woah, your pretty smart dude! You still like chicks and all though, right?

Sign me up for a gross. Comprende amigo, a gross, thats 144. That rules! It makes me want to get the game just so I can kill stuff then sit on the can and read "Guns and Nachos" Speaking of turds, I took The Queen to Disney Animal Kingdom today and there were two Mccaws cleaning each other and they started both cleaning each others butts at the same time, kind of 69 style. Where the hell was my camera when I needed it..dammit... I immediately thought of you fartknockers here when they started doing that and how cool that photo could have been...dammit...but we got a good laugh out if it.... and I almost got *p0oP*'d on by some small yellow parrot thing. He came in like dive bomber style, let a dirty bomb fly when he was almost at me, then swooped back the way he came from. I think he was trying. What the hell are those slacker disney trainers teaching their damn birds there anyway?? If it was my bird, I would have had him on target *p0oP*ing on peoples lunches long ago.

lunches long ago.

Did you retaliate? Or did the Princess tell you to put your pants back on and get down from the tree...

Parrots might have brains the size of peanut but they still need to be taught a lesson...

TYDT

"King Turd" wrote in message news:vvtqd.39057$[email]...

right?

there

fartknockers

bomber

the

bird,

Theres a demo out at www.doom3.com but the minimum requirments are a bit high. Theres also another game i played a while back called Deer Hunter 4 and in the game i shot a deer and it took off so had to follow its tracks and a ways down i see a trail of blood and poop one after the other. Think its cuz i shot it in the butt. Pretty kewl game, took a snap shot of that and showed my friend.

Not even debated by our elected representatives.

    o Domestic law enforcement agencies can request, receive, and widely
      disseminate this information without any laws interfering. A major
      blurring of the lines between Military and civilian control.

o Requests for political reasons are acceptable. (last paragraph)

    o The NSA uses a huge number of computers to listen for "key words"
      on "watch lists" for ALL border crossing traffic, including voice
      conversations. That means in 1975 they could convert voice to text,
      then do keyword searches against it. It's 1997 now.

Just how did United States citizens lose these Fourth Amendment rights, granted by the Constitution? And why is the Military monitoring the communications of Americans on U.S. soil and working with domestic law enforcement?

Well, one day President Truman issued a secret order creating the NSA.

As testified by Library of Congress members on C-SPAN, the names of these presidential findings change with administrations. They are called variously Presidential Decision Directives, National Security Council Decision Directives, Executive Orders, etc.

One might think these special override-the-constitution

said today.
%
%   The new FBI Director William S. Sessions assured Reagan that there was
%   a solid basis for the investigation: "We knew CISPES was established
%   from funding by the Communist Party, U.S.A."

Well, Reagan didn't like a peaceful Texas based group called CISPES, which was against the United States' support of the El Salvador government.

The El Salvador government was torturing and killing people.

*   "Officers held in Salvador Abductions", By James LeMoyne, NYT, 4/25/86
*
*   One of those arrested was accused of killing the head of the Salvadoran
*   Land Reform Institute and two AMERICAN agrarian advisors.

So the FBI had one of their agents infiltrate CISPES using a Frank Varelli, who was born in San Salvador and served in the U.S. Army.

#   "How the FBI infiltrated CISPES and Assisted the Salvadoran Right Wing"
#   By James Ridgeway, The Village Voice, NYC
#
#   Varelli met with the Salvadoran National Guard, best known for its
#   death squads. They gave him a "hit list" of people they wanted.
#
#   When the INS

Ooops, i mean alt.binaries.beavis-n-butthead. It was in the game that i found it. I suspect that maybe someone from Activision is a regular here.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:N3kqd.67913$[email]...

SAs.

    o Gave away these enhancements by labelling them Public Domain [PD],
      and mailing into competitors such as Merrill Lynch.

    o Has spent a LARGE amount of SBI time (inside SBI) working
      on his own WWW business. Still actively does this.

    o Transmitted a copyrighted script.
      # This script is a commercial product.  Giving or selling it to anyone
      #   is not permitted under any circumstances.

o Spends time as "helpdesk" for his distribution of SYBASE-MODE.

Furthermore, he has stated:

o he would like to leave Salomon

    o would leave for half of his currently salary
      to work fulltime on his WWW business.

His activities are clearly costly and detrimental to Salomon Brothers.

  # #    #####
  # #   #     #
#######       #
  # #    #####    Brain himself says Salomon allows him to
####### #         spend a lot of time on his business venture.
  # #   #
  # #   #######

    date: Wed, 17 Apr 1996 10:52:13 -0400
    From: bob@tridenthead2 (Bob Brain nnn-nnnn)
    To: [email] (Tom Trigger)
    subject: Re: Kruger?

        Trigger> If BTO didn't let you spend a lot of time working on your
        Trigger> own business, I'd have said leave ASAP. What a lousy place.

    Could I keep getting 30%+ raises at other places? I should really turn
    consultant.

    Yeah, I have it real easy now, plenty of time to work on my own business
    during the day. Great benefits here!
[snip]

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Real-time shenanigans between Republic National Bank, Salomon Brothers, and Bob Brain's WWW business site over the Internet!

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to snitch on friends, parents.

1984 means a constant State of War.

The government is totally nuts, hooking our flesh up to machines to verify the pureness of our "precious bodily fluids" [Dr. Strangelove].

Isn't a government demand that our flesh be logically hooked together with machines the definition of 'cyborg'?

*   "The Emperor Wears No Clothes", by Jack Herer, 1992, ISBN 1-878125-00-1
*
*   A new billboard has appeared in Ventura, California, promoting the
*   "Zero Tolerance" campaign. It says: "Help a friend, send him to jail."

$   "Gingrich Suggests Tough Drug Measure", NYT, August 27, 1995
$
$   Speaker Gingrich said he would ask Congress to enact legislation imposing
$   the death penalty on drug smugglers, and suggested MASS EXECUTIONS of
$   people convicted under the law might prove an effective deterrent.
$
$   Mr. Gingrich told about 1,500 people at a youth football and cheerleading
$   jamboree, "And they'd have only one chance to appeal, then we'd kill them
$   within 18 months."

On January 7, 1997, Gingrich introduced H.R. 41, "Drug Importer Death Penalty Act of 1997", which "mandates that a person convicted of bringing into the United States '100 usual dosage amounts' of several illicit substances -- including two ounces of marijuana -- be sentenced to federal prison for life without parole; a second offense brings the death penalty."

#   "Dole Calls for Wider Military Role in Fighting Drugs"
#   By Katherine Q. Seelye, The New York Times, August 26, 1996
#
#   "I want the Military to expand its use of technology, including
#   re