Buttolypse Now! or something...

uhhh... while I was writing my signature I was thinking that Mike Judge should have done a take off on Apocalypse Now. Butthead could be Kurtz, and Beavis could be Captain Willard.

Kurtz-head (sitting on bed); "uhhhh, are you like, an assassin or something? huhuhhuhuhhuh! Assassins are cool. huhuhuhuhuhuh"

Captain Beavis (cut to, with rifle in hand) "ehhh... Oh yeah, that's right, I am an assassin. Assassins Rule!!!! They Rule!!!! Rule!!!!! An I'm gonna kick your ass, fartnocker!!!" meheheheheheheh! (Beavis discharges his weapon at an offscreen Butthead)

Kurtz-head (offscreen) "UHH-UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-OWWWW!!! huhuhuhuh *koff* huhhhhh"

Ok, that's it.   There's a lot of movies that Beavis and Butthead could
have been in.  I think.  Buttolypse Now would have
been cool or something.   meheheheheheheheh!!!!!

Uh... what do you call fartknockers that accuse fartknockers, butt-munch? I saw a snail crawl across the edge of a razor blade. It was cool.

Buzz-cut: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. eeeeeYES!

"eyethecamp-USA" wrote in message news:[email]...

Mhehe....ass-ass-in....ass-ass-in.........

Like, if you could poop backwards, it would be ass-in instead of ass-out and you could suck up turds into your sphincter after your dog poops on the sidewalk and then you wouldn't have to use a poop scoop. You would just drop trou', crouch down and suck the sausage up. Instead of going "plop" it would go "polp". Then you could crap out of your mouth.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:NL1j9.256020$[email]...

Like, if you could poop backwards, it would be ass-in instead of ass-out and you could suck up turds into your sphincter after your dog poops on the sidewalk and then you wouldn't have to use a poop scoop. You would just drop trou', crouch down and suck the sausage up. Instead of going "plop" it would go "polp". Then you could crap out of your mouth.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:NL1j9.256020$[email]...

Ummmmmm....no. Don't think that would really work.

"eyethecamp-USA" wrote in message news:[email]...

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uhhmmm, eehhh, uhhhh..... you suck!!!!!! hehmehhehheheh!