JERRY: Welcome back to the show, today's topic is "I'm Cheating on your Gay Uncle's Sister's Hillbilly Lesbian Lover." Please meet Butthead.
AUDIENCE: (claps)
BUTTHEAD: Huuhuhuhuhuhuh.
JERRY: So, Butthead, what's your story?
BUTTHEAD: So, uhhh, huhuh, I've been sleeping with my best friend Beavis' mom.
AUDIENCE: BOOOOO!!!!
BUTTHEAD: Shut up fartknockers.
JERRY: Well, your best friend Beavis was listening backstage. Let's bring him out!
BEAVIS: WHY YOU LITTLE ASSWIPE!! (fights Butthead) (throws chair)
BUTTHEAD: UUUHHHH! huhuhuh You psycho. huhuhuhuh
AUDIENCE: JERRY! JERRY!
JERRY: We'll be back!
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JERRY: We're back. Please meet Lolita.
LOLITA: Hi Jerry.
JERRY: Hi. Lolita, so what's your story?
LOLITA: Well, I've been sleeping with my best friend's father.
JERRY: Well, let's bring her out!
TANQUERAY: Why you little bitch whore slut!
AUDIENCE: JERRY! JERRY!
(backstage)
BUTTHEAD: Come to Butthead.
BEAVIS: Boioioioioioioing!
BUTTHEAD: WHOA! She just took her top off!
BEAVIS: Heyyyeaah!
JERRY: We'll be back with questions from the audience.
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JERRY: Ok, we're back.
BUTTHEAD: (puts hand on Lolita's leg) Uhuuhuhuhuh hey baby huhuhuhuh so you wanna score after the show?
LOLITA: Sorry, but I have to do the Maury Povich show next door. The topic is "Send My Sexy-Dressing Teen to Boot Camp." But, after the show, maybe we can score.
BUTTHEAD: Whoa! Did you hear that, Beavis, we're finally gonna score!
BEAVIS: But you already slept with my mom.
BUTTHEAD: You dumbass. You know talk shows are fake. Uhuhuhuhuh
BEAVIS: Oh yeah.
B&B: Duh duh dunununuh dununununununh DDUUUHHH!!!!
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(3:00)
BEAVIS: So, heheheh, where are Lolita and Tanqueray?
BUTTHEAD: Don't worry, they'll be here soon.
(4:00)
BUTTHEAD: Uhuhuhuh any minute now huhuhuhuh.
(4:30)
(5:00)
(7:00)
(9:00)
BEAVIS: Heh Butthead, you think they might have ditched us?
BUTTHEAD: Yeah! This sucks!
BEAVIS: WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! WE'RE NEVER GONNA SCORE! AAAAHHHH!