Diaper rash (was RE: help find Nirvana)

Um, like. SHUT UP ALREADY! Thank you, drive thru.

Anyway, like is anyone looking for a pen pal around here? I'd prefer someone who knows how to spell, and hates Nirvana as much as myself.

Hmm...It's kinda hard to hate nirvana more than me..do me a favor..fill out this test and send it back to me, please.

1)The death of Kurt Cobain was...
   A. A tragedy
   B. Natural Selection
2)Eddie Vedder is
   A. A genius
   B. Next on my hit list, right after Kurt Cobain...
3)Alternative is
   A. Great music!
   B. An easy way to get a bunch of preppies in one area at a time (i.e.
Pearl
       Jam concerts, Woodstock), thusly making them easier to kill.
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