I saw the news today and California looks really cool. I hear the fire has gone far south and Mexican fireman are desparately trying to keep the wild fires away from the nachos and burritos.
California fire chief Charred Nutsack III blamed the fires on copycat arsonists burning their computer keyboards, a Florida man known as 'King Turd' is wanted in connection with these incidents...
Thank you, drive through...
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Hey guys (and any chicks that might be reading this). Just thought I'd let you know I haven't died or anything in case any of you remembered I live in San Diego. It's pretty cool though, southern California is going down - in flames that is...huh huh huh, I said going down.
See, I knew it would be obvious that this is all KT's fault for letting me see the pictures of his keyboard on FFFIREE!! I'm gonna print out this thread and show it to my defense attorney. I didn't mean to burn down California. I, like, have an impreshtunable mind and stuff.
~Jeni
On 30 Oct 2003 05:30:34 -0800, [email] (Jeni) wrote:
GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND EVACUATE!! NOW!!!!!
uh huh huh, *evacuate*
Yeah, yeah!!! Suit his ass!!!
PAGING JOE ADLER
That's her, officer!.
Use the tazer! THE TAZER!!!
How to survive the flames:
1) Douse yourself in inflammable oils. Hawaiian Tropic is highly recommended 2) Reduce the amount of clothing you wear. Clothes are highly flammable. 3) Jump up and down excitably, helps to keep cool.
These measures probably won't protect you from raging forest fires. Butt you'll probably find the fire service will treat your emergency as a top priority...
Thankyou, drive through...
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HOLY CRAP! Its my favorite chick, Jeni! Where you been, baby? Been burning keyboards in the California wilderness again, or ants with a magnifying glass? Maybe an ember from my 'f' key drifted from FL to CA and started the blaze. You can use that defense in court. It wasn't me, it was, like, some other bunghole. I think his name is Crevis. I think he's Mexican. http://personal.bellsouth.net/m/n/mnwj/fs.mp3
CB - Whoa! How did you know I was evacuating?! I had the covers over me!
Roy - Thanks for the tips, they worked great. The firemen were servicing me without my even asking them. They're so nice!
KT - Hey, thank you very much, I am pretty cool. The computer is finally fixed so hopefully I should be coming back more often.
I've been talking it over with my lawyer and we both agree it must've been the infamous Florida/California crosswinds that started all the fires out here. BTW, in case that theory doesn't pan out, does that Crevis guy have a last name? Either way, I should head over to Mexico and kick his ass. Bunghole.
Also, I loved the song. FIIRES!! rule!
Of course, I'm only saying that because, in all honesty, I haven't been effected by them - well, that's not true. A few of the channels out here have gone out and you'd have better air quality if you breathed in the air found in BnB's couch but other than that...
Goddamn Crevis. I outta go kick his ass again.
The Chick (you know the one)