*clears throat*
O pendulous egg-shaped orbs Of tremendously porcine dimensions, You never fail to disappoint Whate'er my wanton intentions.
Although you two are pretty cool I wish I had two nads more, Then I'd have, like, three of you... And womyn would line up at my door. (Uhhh....to score and stuff.)
Butt still, I'm glad that you're there And with my continuing luck, You will both rise to the occasion The next chance I get to....uhhh...spank.
Or something.
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