The sad news has at last arrived: Lumpy Camshaft was killed on August 3, 1998, in a tragic masturbation accident. He was tuggin' a blue-veiner in the men's room at Denny's when it exploded, killing him instantaneously, more or less. The cause of the explosion is still under investigation. Born Charles Foster Camshaft in a small Colorado mining town, he aquired the nickname "Lumpy" as a result of his frequent and notoriously obvious erections. He earned a marginal living as a stockman in a large rubber goods warehouse, and in addition to chronic masturbation, his hobbies included animal shaving and gardening. He is survived by his identical twin brother, Rosie Grier.
Lumpy Obituary
Sep 22, 199835 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Sadden to hear this tragic news. I suggets we all wear black condoms as a mark of respect when wanking
Anamul
Wubba Joe wrote in message ...
yes, it's true... :(
I tried to stem the bleeding, but it was too much.
Not even I, Dr quinn, Snapple-Crazed Medicine Woman, could help him, the blood loss was too much.
Dr. Quinn, Snapple-Crazed Medicine Woman wrote:
Yea heh m heh. The streets will flow with the blood of the unbeliever! Yea heh m heh, that would be kewl.
Anamul wrote:
I'm going to wear my condom at half shaft.
I'll keep Lumpy in my prayers. hehe :)
[email] wrote:
and I'll keep Lumpy in my pants ehehehehehe *poop* ehehe
Lumpy Camshaft will never really die, as long as each of us keeps his memory alive, in a little cage, and feeds it peanuts and pokes at it with a stick when we get bored...
In article , Wubba Joe writes
Huhuh... Lumpy Cumshaft... hhuhuh... here's a cage: pOOp...
*** Another Intellectually Stimulating Post from the HAMSTER ***
Hamster
meheheheh ;)
Dammit Lumpy, get yer butt back here!!! ;O
uhuh Gary wants Lumpy's butt ehehehe ;)
On Fri, 02 Oct 1998 21:09:29 -0700, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us splurted:
stope dising mye best freind, bungholio!!!!!
Gary-head lives at the coolest beehotch ina USofA,
where their r mulTITudes of 100% CHICK's BUTTS
two lear at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! enuf glistening WOMYNZ butt cheeks,
even Father O'Reilley woud get a woodie!!!!its better than Sackscrabchewwan!!!!
:-) LEERING LUMP BOY
(deceased)^^^^^^^^^^^
uhuh you misspelled "life partner" ;)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^'
you misspelled "hung like a mule"
yeh two lear, i read his brother, edward ;)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ you misspelled "bury a small boy in the sand for later"
yeh sacknutscrubbin ehehehehee
ehhe ehehe ssehehehehehe
ehehe judgie wudgie ehehehe
ROFL
Anamul
I know why Santa is so Jolly, he knows where all the BAD girls live and where little boys who Spank their Monkeys Live
Email: [email] Homepage: www.users.bigpond.com/mul.htm ICQ # 17225861 Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in message ...
haha i write this stuff sometimes, forget about it, then see it a few days later in the Ng ehehe
On Tue, 06 Oct 1998 22:23:12 -0700, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
ROTFLMAO! ;) meheheh eheheh Uhhhh, that was pretty funny, Beavis!
Gary M.
ehehehe ehehehe
Sorree Ive bean awaay fur soh long (heheh long) butt ive been wurking at mi nu super jobthingy
ive been wurking withh my nu fowndashun to fit hodumeterz on the shoping cartz ov hoamlesss peeples
thoze doodz put a lotov milez on dem caartz, so now dey wil no wen itz tyme to havv there cart brawt in fur surviss ;)
sum judgie-wudgie sed thay had a rite too hav there caartz survissd
In article , Lumpy Camshaft writes
Welcome back, lumpster. It is really you... right?
Hamster
On Sat, 3 Oct 1998 17:56:12 +0100, Tom Bird wrote:
Sedly, Mr. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Hemster, zee heeders sey thet thees is nut reelly Loompy. Bork bork bork! :(
Sven
Swedish Chefy wrote:
Pork! Pork! Pork! Heh m heh.
uhuh he wants to pork me eheheh
alright!! Swedish Chef from the Muppets!!!! dish skoordy hoordy bork bork ;)
In article , Swedish Chefy writes
Thought not. Funny how the path to my computer is somewhat similar to the path that GCRU's posts take...
Hamster
err... Left! ;)_
On Sat, 3 Oct 1998 17:56:12 +0100, Tom Bird wrote:
Dear Sir,
Are you mentally retarded?
Sincerely yours,
Prince Charles of Wales
In article , His Royal Highness,
Uhh, like I don't know, can you come back to me on that one?
Wales sucks.
Hamster
uhuh it was a good troll, no? ehehehehememeememe
On Fri, 02 Oct 1998 21:23:37 -0700, pesky old GCRU innoculated me, oh i meen he, uh, IMITATED me --- with:
THET R-ULED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yew canna liek take over my job now, of Usenads wurst speler!!!
The Real LUMP BOY
:-P
yuo sadi "judgie-wudgie" that ruled!!!!!!!!!
"I've been away for so long, I've been away for so long, It's a nice day for a Lumpy Returning..."
(Billy "lumpy" Idol - "white Wedding")
butt ive been wurking
LOL ehehee
hahah dammit, dude.. that's hard work keeping that up (uhuh that's what I said to my chick this morining, after a long night of hard loving uhuhu)
yes rejoice the REal Lumpy is back :D
yeh ehehe that still makezx me laff uhuh lotz and lotz
*poke at it with a stick*??? ehehe somebody *wants* Lumpy uhuh :)
On 30 Sep 1998 21:36:50 GMT, "Gary M." entertained the masses with his talking butt-cigar:
NO!
:-)
uhuh he's being coy uhuh he wants us ehehee
On 22 Sep 1998 06:21:47 GMT, Wubba Joe wrote:
WHOA! tha'ts prettie mesed up, d00d!
welll, you no watt They(tm) say, heaven didant
want me, anad hell was afreeid id' take over,
so thanks to the help of Dr. Richard T.
Ransplant, of Blue Ball, PA, Im' now back
ina one peice, anadda i mite even rite
words four yew dumbaskis ever oncet ina
while, and then agin mebbie i wo'nt,
oh yeah, huh uh huhuhuhhuhuhuhuhuhhuh,
im not hung liek goat. hung like mule.Amish Mule Camshaft.
oh yeh ehehe i saw you in that Weird Al video ehehehehe