Top ten things Beavis has said

Here are the top ten things Beavis has said (in my opinion)

10.  "Cool, hehe, turd!"
 9.  "When I was young and had no sense... I took a crap in my overalls."
 8.  "10-6niner, 10-6niner. We have whores in the city, we need back up now!"
 7.  "They should get the Chair, The Chair, THE CHAIR!"
 6.  "Thank you, drive through."
 5.  "Heheheehhehhehhheheheehmmmmm, hehehehehhhehemmmehmehhmehmehehemhe"
 4.  "Wabababbewbbwbabbababbwbwbwbwbwbbbwwbaw." (with head shaking back and
	forth violently, in "The Great Cornholio")
 3.  (high pitched)" We're there, dude" (after being nailed in the nads)
 2.  "Pipe, hehe, pipe, hmmhehe, Help, Help, I'm stuck! hmmhehe, Pipe."
And the number one thing Beavis has said (in my opinion):
 1. A Tie! "I am Cornholio!"
	   "Do not make my Bunghole angry!"

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Oh, yeah. Uh, they like get, honary mention or something.

(snip)

How about:

	"Use the TASER!!!! The TASER!!!! Zap 'em!!! Zap 'em in the BUTT!!!"
	"Hey Russ, check this out...... PEEK-A-BOO!!!!!"

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In Brian Heath writes:

me again, i know it's been said about a billion times before, but I still think cornholio was beavis's moment of glory.

I am Cornholio ! (whoa !) COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN !!!

js

In [email] (Jason Sherron) writes:

And of course we can't forget...

Butthead   "choke..."(cough, choke)
Beavis     "What?"
Butthead   "choking....."(choke, cough)
Butthead   "chicken....." (cough, cough,choke)
Beavis     "hmmmmm you're chokin your chicken! That's cool!"

Hey, what about his complete summary of Ross Perot's political philosophy:

"Folks it's simple. If a problem comes along, you must whip it!"

That ruled.

Cornholio rules too though.

Also

"you can, you know....put 'em on my nads."

How about "Whoa! Look at the nads on that pig!"

What about "I'm concerned about my nads, Butthead."

-Ed

Excerpts from netnews.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead: 31-Jan-95 Re: Top ten things Beavis h.. by Ian Richard Best@gladsto

back up now"

back and

Or: "You're closer." when a blue-in-the-face Butthead asks him to call 911. Followed by "You're... closer... dumbass..."

How about "Give him the chair!"

In , [email] (Joseph G. Adams) writes:

(Listening at the women's bathroom door at the service station) "Heheheheh... Plop!"

JJG!

In article , [email] () says:

"What are you doin' on the floor assmunch? I almost tripped!" (From Choke).

Jack

It's clear that Beavis is a prophet, and that every word he speaks imparts a volume of wisdom. But I must also add to this list: "Hey Butt-Head...Change it or kill me!" "Now Andy, I'm going over to Mt. Pilate to worship Satan." "It's a tribute to all those who died in the Vietmam war." "<HOCKING LOOGIE, SPIT> My germs!" Plus that whole bit about how he learned that skateboarding was cool.

"I think they call it the laboratory because its where the dentist goes to inspect your nads."

(After Butthead knocks him over in the sani-can) "Hey, this sucks... Wow, check it out... Turds"

"I think they call it the laboratory because its where the dentist goes to inspect your nads."

(After Butthead knocks him over in the sani-can) "Hey, this sucks... Wow, check it out... Turds"

The great cornholio was probanly the best episode in the past year though because it was all Beavis.

-> It's clear that Beavis is a prophet, and that every word he speaks im -> a volume of wisdom. -> But I must also add to this list: WHEN DOES HE SAY THAT?? -> "Hey Butt-Head...Change it or kill me!"

-> "Now Andy, I'm going over to Mt. Pilate to worship Satan." WHAT??? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM? -> "It's a tribute to all those who died in the Vietmam war." -> "<HOCKING LOOGIE, SPIT> My germs!" WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY? -> Plus that whole bit about how he learned that skateboarding was cool. WHEN?

How about the following:

"Please, come out of my butt!"

(Beavis in "Manners suck!")