A few simple questions...

I've been looking at a few other newsgroups and what they have to say and then I've looked back here. It seems that all we want to talk about is crap. Sometiimes it's faeces, turds, scat, either way, we're always talking crap. Now I'm as guilty as anyone in being inspired to post after taking a dump or laying a cable but I thought I'd try and clean things up, wipe things clean with a fresh piece of TP.

So a few simple questions for you all, please answer truthfully and frankly in black ink and don't press too hard...

Your favourite episode of B&B? *

Your favourite music video as featured on B&B *

Your favourite critique/reaction to a video on B&B *

The worst video every shown on B&B *

Which B&B character would produce the largest turds *

See, clean as a whistle, that wasn't so hard

I said hard huhhuhhuhhuh...

Thankyou, drive through...

On Wed, 9 Jul 2003 20:12:46 +0100, "roy batty" wrote:

probably the japanses exchange student

BEAVIS- why? HE HAS MORE PASSION

On Wed, 09 Jul 2003 16:37:33 -0400, Harry Sachz wrote:

HUH, HUH, HUH, I've like got something fer yer whistle buddy! A big cadbury poop egg, just fer you, eh! That would be like cool or something. You know what sux is hard poop. You know when it's all big-like and pointy, and rips yer bunghole to shreds! I mean pointy, as in eatin' a whole bag of evad's sunflower seeds and swallowing the seeds. That kinda sucked for a couple days. This was back when I was eleventeen, and all I remember is it hurt really, really, really, freakin' bad, eh. Then I like passed out and woke up at the feet of Mr. Anderson, who was chompin' away on one big ass turd. That's when I realized I must be in King Turd's underground lair, amongst his massive turd collection. I think he was going to pin the turd heist on me! I think he like slipped me some GHB or something. He must have laced my seeds with it, being I would'nt notice the salty taste of GHB. Luckily I was able to spooked him enough scare him away and keep the turdacastrophy to a minimum. So scary, I almost pooed myself and left it in one of king turd's jars, but I figured he would notice a counterfeit turd from a mile away. Anyway, I'm just glad I woke up before Mr. Anderson got his paws on me. I don't think I had much to worry about though, he was pretty in to those turds, just munchin' away, oh the nightmares. Peace out from the brotherhood of the bunghole, eh. evad polesticker

Why do you do GHB, it is dirty. If you want dissociation try ketamine, pcp, or even several bottles of benylin dry cough non drowsy.

No, we need more TURDS!

Hard to say, probably "No Laughing" or the Halloween Special "Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest."

Probably Enuff Z'nuff's "Fly High Michelle." May have made sense in the 80s, but doesn't make sense anymore.

Probably the Madonna video "Fever," when B&B talked about the small furry animal in Madonna's mouth and "Stiffie Allen," the guy who married his daughter.

Tough choice, some of them were pretty bizarre.

Well, Butthead's turds were pretty big, but don't forget about Beavis' Brick that he kept in his sock drawer.

Thank you, drive through...

As those Playdo and Socrapries guys would say, most of the best conversations are with yourself, so I thought I would answer some of my own questions. I have had a few violent disagreements over this and have needed some restraint not to beat the crap out of myself...

The great Cornhulio plops out in 1st place, followed sloppily by 'Pregnant Pause' and 'Butt Flambe'

MC 3000000000ft Jesus (?) 'If only I had a brain' with Beavis's sing-a-long gave it an edge. 'Institutionalized' by Suicidal Tendancies a close second. For entirely different reasons I 'stand to attention' when the Juliana Hatfield videos came on...

'Ice Ice Baby' by Vanilla Ice. They look at each other and change the channel. And who came blame them.

Anything by that Nina Hagen freak.

I think Billy-Bob before his third heart attack would have done some real heavy depth charging but I guess he would die long before passing a monster stool. So it must be Beavis who has the knowing smile of a man who has caused a thousand and one toilet atrocities...

"roy batty" wrote in message news:...

Notice here how roy has spelt times with two I. Now what other words do we know that have ii in the middel. Oh yea, thats right Siilus. He is unconcesly missing Siilus so much, don't worry he still loves you, even if he hates you.

No Laughing/TV Violence

Radio Head - Creep

Gwar guy told crowd not to help the guy having a fit.

Michael Bolton (I understand he is KTs favourite!)

McDicker

Now can we get back to talking crap? ;-)

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:DDBPa.8513$[email]...

Yes and I agree, I can imagine the principal gets very constipated, fretting over those 'two little bastards'. I saw 'Steamroller' last night and wondered if that was worth the top spot... They repeated US History and I'm sure that there were more videos in it than when they showed it on Tuesday. Unless I was blacking out or something.

Michael Bolton? KT described his family recently and wondered if he might have a 'mullet'.

Thankyou, drive through....

fretting

I'm

Tuesday.

OK, a roy batty Ignor-anus correction - McDicker - was he the army guy in 'Be all you can be'? I don't know, I thought the armed forces put a lot of training into 'regular and manageable turds'. I was being a dyslexic baft dastard and thinking of McVicker. I imagine his bowels are in turmoil...

Nope, the soldier was 'Dick Leaky'. I'm confused, maybe I'm being humourless and pedantic here...

"> > The worst video every shown on B&B

No way dude. Its 'Color Me Badd'. Worst video, and my favorite band. Those guys rock.

Dammit, nobody said there would be a test.

Hard to pick one, most of them rule. Comedians, or Meet God.

That one where they talk about Satan riding a bike around some turds, can't remember who the hell that is right now. Oh, and that one where the girl is saying "I Kissed A Girl", only because of the subject matter.

Where they say absolutely nothing before they change it because it sucks so bad...Vanilla Ice comes to mind...comes....

McVicker, without a doubt...ehhhhhhh....Pl0P!

"King Turd" wrote in message news:TdJPa.1352$[email]...

so

Yeah.. That sideways look Butt-head gives Beavis without saying a word is classic.

They almost borrowed it from when Ollie looks into the camera when Stan's done something really dense.

were gonna talk about the PENIS!!

detachable penis

there was this video by Nelson where Butthead looks at the Nelson brothers and says "these chicks look like guys" and Beavis says "i get the one on the left"

dunno

i would