Hi everyone,
I'm at home, with a bad cold, and very bored due to the lack of anything worth watching on tv (well, wxcept for those late night scrambled pornos...). But it's not night time, so I decided to make a list of why being sick can be fun.
*you can pass out at work and scare the shit out of everyone until they send you home *you can cough up flem and hock it on your boss/enemy/mayor or anyone else who pisses you off *you can blow your nose in the shower and not need tissue *you can fire snot out of your nose in the shower and watch it hang there (courtesy of UKTime) *you can blow snot between your thumb and fore finger and pull it apart and watch it stretch (you can also keep track of how far you stretch it and have contests with others. And boys, you can also do this with, um, well, mehehehhee...) (also courtesy of UKTime) *make up songs with the sounds your nostrils make when you poke at them *get all the hot dudes/chicks in the neighbourhood to rub Vicks Vaporub *tm all over your aching body *you can take all the drugs you desire *you can pretend to lose your voice to you don't have to talk to anyone
Well Buttlanders, that's it for now. I must make my way to work and hock a loogie on my boss.
Allison Buttland
"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."