Miss Firequacker

Apr 29, 2004, 9:32 AM ET11 posts by 5 posters
11 posts
Roy Batty

Words suck. There's plenty of words you don't need like turquoise, eloquence and sober. But no words for the things that matter. Like farts so hot they burn your butt. It's up to us to find words for these things and then make a book for our children to learn. A title like 'atbnb dicks-gone-hairy, eleventeeth edition' sounds about right. So what words are you missing?

My first nomination is 'firequack' for those farts than burn your butt. It's quite possible that for the lack of this word, important firequack related problems like forest fires, spontaneous combustion and global warming are not being addressed. I understand the word might have been used before in the Holly Hunter film 'The Miss Firequacker Contest' about four high school girls trying to fart their way out of a snowbound Nebraska town but the word didn't seem to catch on.

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Gary M.Roy Batty

eheheheh LOL! You darn weirdo! meheheh ;-D

King TurdRoy Batty

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:c6r88g$mt0$[email]...

How about nosefryer, for those farts like the morning after serious amounts of beer and hot wings farts, that burn the nasal cavity as severly as the Tobasco burnt on the way down and the turds burnt on the way out.

Anyone else vote this into the 'atbnb dicks-gone-hairy, eleventeeth edition' or have another better word for that familiar vile scent we're all familiar with?

Roy BattyKing Turd

after serious amounts

severly as the

way out.

eleventeeth edition'

we're all familiar

Sounds like a sensible candidate, much like [noun, prejorative] HOMOBEACON, someone who you can tell is gay from at least 500 yards.

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King TurdRoy Batty

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:c717a9$d8o$[email]...

That would be somewhat related to the Gaydar (noun) that allows one receive the Homobeacon, right?

Gary M.King Turd

Calling on "Gay Cartoons 'R Us" to verify this comment! :-O

King TurdGary M.

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

receive

I think he's only good at picking out homoerotic cartoons. I think he lacks the skills needed in the detection of nose buring farts and the like. But I'm fairly certain that UKtimeDaleGayCartoonsRUwhatever knows something about this homo crap. Experience? You be the judge :)!

Dr. Raoul XemblinoskyKing Turd

The most effective Gaydar known to man is located in Freddie Mercury's Amazing Bungee-Jumping Mustache.

King TurdDr. Raoul Xemblinosky

"Dr. Raoul Xemblinosky" wrote in message news:[email]...

Its a shame that the Freddie Mercury's Amazing Bungee-Jumping Mustache GayDetection Device (TM) is out of service. The stach might be able to shed light on a lot of things around here if it were still around. KT

Roy BattyDr. Raoul Xemblinosky

Freddie Mercury's

"Kevin Spacey and John Malkovich entered the room. Freddie's moutache started twitching furiously..."

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dave7e9qRoy Batty

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...

Um, the best I can do is: beavisage (resembling the grotesque face of Beavis).