OK, WTF is going on here?

Must be a bunch of monkey spanking (dolfin flogging, helmet polishing, cyclops tugging, bishop rubbing, pole vaulting) since its so f'n dead in here! Dammit, put that away and post! Stay off alt.binaries.hot.chicks, drop the hand lotion, and post, dammit! POST! Like, I want to talk about scoring. Or p0oPing. Or tinkling. Or boobs. Or butts. Or thingies. Or Virginias. Or seminiferous tubloidial buttniods. Dammit. King Turd

"King Turd" wrote in message news:VK92b.10767$[email]...

Or

What about breaking things and blowing stuff up?

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:bibbag$svg$[email]...

alt.binaries.hot.chicks,

about

Exactly! And burning stuff! So, for the sake of conversation, you score lately?

"King Turd" wrote in message news:9ib2b.9367$[email]...

in

thingies.

There are local state statutes against me scoring, they say that my jeans are unworthy or something. That and chicks get put off by me having one leg longer than the other and my slack jaw. I'm told that in parts of Arkansas the ladies find that attractive, pity they took away my passport...

Still, nothing helps you forget an eight day old boner like a box of matches and a gallon of gasoline. That orphanage looks mighty flammable...

Thankyou, drive through...

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg fire hole bung arse k monkey floppy wwooo wooo wooo traffic lights bin man dangerous age ketamine uncle bob and his army infested dog.

When you use these legs, do they go ping or do they go clang like a north eastern rude boy called lucy indalsky. Why are your jeans unworthy, do they go clangdiddy bang like a late valxwagon with no arse, or do they just go flopadddopa

On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 17:11:41 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

What makes you think that??

I'm just, uh, filing my nails in here.

I'll be right out!

Uh... hey where's the kleenex?

CB

On Sun, 24 Aug 2003 22:00:21 -0400, CyberButt wrote:

Hey, is that hair gel? Thanks, I was all out.

On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 04:48:43 GMT, evad wrote:

Um... oh yeah!

Sure, help yourself.

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Cycberbutt, did you lose something while you were in there 'filing your nails'?

4cc ?

Whoa, you were filing your nails too? I do that but usually I have the covers over me.

On 25 Aug 2003 07:42:11 -0700, [email] (Jeni) wrote:

I *thought* I heard a buzzing noise coming from under there.

Hey Whamee, welCOME back!

CB

CyberButt wrote in message news:...

Hey CB, good to see you. BTW, can I have my kleenex back now?

On 26 Aug 2003 08:26:23 -0700, [email] (Jeni) wrote:

UH... well sure, ok, but it's kinda sticky now.

You mean you used the HOLE box?!

Never mind, just give me back my you-know-what.

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I couldn't find the hand lotion or the kleenex. And there were some strange sounds coming from in there. Dammit, Cyberbutt, put that away!

"King Turd" wrote in message news:...

Yea, the Siilus and roy batty argument was the only entertaining thing ever to appear on this board.

You must be easily amused ;-)

Argy wrote in message news:...

I HAVE NO LEGS IHAVENO LEGS Siilus is gay