Amy and Nicki (as told by B-n-B)

Jan 7, 1995, 4:55 AM ET2 posts by 2 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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As Nicki - Senor Beavis As Amy - Senor Butthead

BH - uhh huh huh Hey, Beavis, like I got an idea or something.

B - heh heh hmm What is it?

BH - Like why don't we go on the Internet and like whine like a couple of wussies. huh huh Then, a bunch of guys will like come to our rescue and like defend us. uhh huh huh Then we could score!

B - hmm heh hmm Yeah, like I was at Stewarts house and we were playing this game and stuff on the computer and like this chick started taking off her clothes and

BH - *SMACK* No, buttmunch, real guys!

B - ummm, Don't guys know that girls who are on the Internet are like dogs and stuff and that's why they do stuff like that?

BH - uhhh Oh yeah. You're pretty smart sometimes, Beavis.

As Nicki - Senor Beavis As Amy - Senor Butthead

BH - uhh huh huh Hey, Beavis, like I got an idea or something.

B - heh heh hmm What is it?

BH - Like why don't we go on the Internet and like whine like a couple of wussies. huh huh Then, a bunch of guys will like come to our rescue and like defend us. uhh huh huh Then we could score!

B - hmm heh hmm Yeah, like I was at Stewarts house and we were playing this game and stuff on the computer and like this chick started taking off her clothes and

BH - *SMACK* No, buttmunch, real guys!

B - ummm, Don't guys know that girls who are on the Internet are like dogs and stuff and that's why they do stuff like that?

BH - uhhh Oh yeah. You're pretty smart sometimes, Beavis.

*=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=* Amy L. Kretzer (Honeysuckle) [email] In the immortal words of a great