um, howzitgoin?

Dec 26, 199824 posts by 9 posters
24 posts
Tom Bird

Hiya peeps... uh huhuh peep :P

peekaboo!

Hamster

EEK!Tom Bird

Tom Bird wrote in article ...

HAMSTER!! It's great to see you! I hope you had a happy holiday!

EEK!

Tom BirdEEK!

In article , EEK! writes

Thanks, EEK!

Did you? Got any cool stuff?

AAK!

Holiday Hamster

Gary M.Tom Bird

Whoa, howzitgoin Hamster? Hope you can stick around for awhile! :)

Tom BirdGary M.

Yep... I haven't scored for too long... I'm getting all shaky.

Oh yes, Hamster's hamster died. I think I told you lot but I'm not sure. 22.10.98. :(

Hamster

Gary M.Tom Bird

Arrgghh!!!! Sorry to here that! :( (no, you didANT tell us)

My hamster, Tom, crawled into the Thanksgiving turkey so I cooked his
ass!  meheheheh   He really flavored the stuffing just right!!
ehemeheh  it was kinda cool!....sad, yet cool.....   ;)
Gary M.   ;-)

On 27 Dec 1998 22:39:51 GMT, "Gary M." wrote:

Ugh! Gary, I'm never having dinner at your house again! I think I decided that after I heard about the spaghetti sauce.

CB

Gary M.CyberButt

arrgghh!!! Well, there's always a choice of 2 kinds of nachos here:

	- Original (with "special" meat sauce)   ;)
	- Mustard nachos    ;O

Gary M. ;D

LOL eheheheheh silly hamsters, always crawling up somebody's butthole (not you, tom, I mean the fluffy rodent type of hamster ehehe)

eheheyeh special gary sauce ehehehehe

uhuh *meat sauce* ehehehehehehhe SPLKAT!!! ehehehe

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In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes

Like Raggot the Gerbil :) :) :) :) heheheh feltchers...

Hamster

Tom BirdGary M.

Hardly worth it, I've still got the pictures you sent me, he hardly looks like a mouthful. :)

Hamster

Tom BirdWubba Joe

In article , Angus McSpank writes

Ummm... hi - who are you? Your headers don't look like GCRU's, but you know about John Spaghetti... I'm confused. Dammit, I need a spank.

Are you the Grobbus?

Hamster

Wubba JoeTom Bird

Tom Bird wrote:

Once I was, I am no more. Grobbus ceased to be. Seeing, knowing, disabused of false beliefs, I was suffused in ever growing, ever glowing light of clarity! Recently I realized The Tall Man's on the way. So I metamorphosized to what you see today. Soon he will arrive in this dimension fire burning in his eye. It is far beyond the comprehension of a mortal to know why, but merely yield to on knee The Tall Man's awesome majesty. You see?

Angus McSpank wrote:

What hes trying to say is that GCRU's gayness was just a phase. Heh m heh!

CatWubba Joe

In article Angus McSpank writes:

Uh...hey Tom! :D I thought if you needed a spank... I could like, lend a hand or something. hehemeheheh hehehmeheh spankin' cross the pond with Hamster hehmeheheheh this is gonna be cool! ehemeheheh

Cat

Tom BirdCat

In article , CAT writes

Heheh, I'd just have to tie my wiener onto a jumbo jet and let it unfurl across the atlantic... the end should be there by morning :)

Hamster

CatTom Bird

In article Tom Bird writes:

WHOA!!! hehemeheh I'll be _waiting_ at the airport! hemeheheheh ;) spank spank... hehemeheheh

Cat

Evil BeavisCat

Cat wrote:

Its the spank felt across the world. You should like televise it. And have the Queen launch the vessel. Heh m heh.

Evil Beavis wrote in message ...

writes:

writes:

you

lend a

with

the Queen launch the

Uh, the Queen of Nachos? Huh huh huh.

Come to Antonia

uihuh you're checking out my *headers* ehehehe ;)

but

uhuh with open mouth uhuh :)

ehehe vessell ehehehehehe

ehehe no, he meens the queen mother.. he's a granny-chaser :0

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Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Uhh no. I thought thats what they call Elton John over there in England. The Queen of rock. But now that your back maybe you can do it. Heh m heh!

Tom BirdWubba Joe

In article , Angus McSpank writes

A yes would have sufficed.

Hamster

uhuh you mean suffocated? ehehehehehe kinky English tory politician games ehehehehe

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