A Mr. Anderson fan

Accuracy varies. Suffer, dude...

Mr. Anderson:  "You get bad service, you gotta complain.  The squeaky wheel
gets your greasin'."
    "Boy, would I love five minutes alone with those little bastards that stole
my mower."
    "...One of them calls hisself Butthole!  And the other one, I think his
name's Joe.  And I think they're Oriental..."
    "...She ain't been feelin' too good lately, and she's been rollin' around
in her own sick..."
    "...Now I'm gonna talk real slow, so's y'all can understand me.  I want
a large fries, pie, large coffee.  You got that good buddy?"

Any more you want to suggest?

In article writes:

Yeah! Heh, heh!

"Hey, are you the two boys that spray painted my dog's butt?"

SHELLYFS%[email] (FWLTON S. SHELLY) writes:

excuse me ass much i believe it was a cat not a dog

geeez

That boy's not right in the mind, is he? Now don't get me wrong, I think it's wonderful that y'all hired the reject. Keeps 'em off the street." -- Mr. Anderson

[email] writes:

And away from my place!

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I'm with ya bro.. Anderson is a cool guy! ^_- Hej, am i allowed to post in here without a beavis & butt-head signature.. Everyone else has one...

In article writes:

"When the Grim Reaper comes a' knockin', this van will stop rockin'"