My newspaper this morning told me that some scientists in Boston had grown human breasts on a mouse. I'm not sure why they did this. On the other hand I can't think why they should need a reason, scientists have got to do something...
More importantly Gwen Stefani no longer has the smallest human breasts on earth.
TYDT
"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:c419u3$qss$[email]...
I think that they should continue with this valuable research, and put boobs on trees, buildings, etc. Men would like this. You could be walking wherever and just stop at a boob enhanced street sign and cop a feel.
research, and put boobs
be walking
cop a feel.
Yeah, like cop a feel vending machines... You could put thingies anywhere:
RB "I'll have the Camaro with metallic paint, air conditioning and a pair of driver side 36DD's please" Saleman "That's $29850 including local state boob taxes"
TYDT
"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:c42de6$eg1$[email]...
Air bags.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:...
This thread is fucking hilarious. You know, a lot of chicks would like this, too. If thingies were made available to the general public like that it would take the pressure off all the women who get felt up. Then you could watch all the lesbodians who want to cop a feel too. You guys would like that, right?
On 11 Apr 2004 05:08:06 -0700, [email] (Jeni) wrote:
Signs point to "yes".
chicks would
general public
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Yes, but it won't happen for a while. Until then you will have to fill in...
TYDT
"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...
Hmmm, it seems that I'll have to go to Dirty Joe's Sex Shop and get some rubber boobs to put up around the neighborhood for backup feel-coping.
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backup
What's wrong with the real thing? Would any of your Californicator girlfiriends get jealous? Anyone can buy rubber boobs - I find novelty boobs make great jelly moulds for a more satisfing result...
TYDT
"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...
Meh heh, plus they jiggle nicely, eh?
Nothing's wrong with the real thing it's just that, stacked as I am, there's just not enough of me to go around. I'll need back-up and days off and stuff.
No problem. I'll call your boss and pretend to be your doctor and tell him you need some time off. Then I could come by and spend most of the afternoon with you and your boobs. The three of us could hang out, drink an edge or four, and talk about whatever pops up.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:...
If something "pops up" the last I want to be doing is talking about it.
"Jeni" schreef in bericht news:[email]
WHOA!!! KT, you're there dude! Jeni is ready to "get down" to business... mhehehh, get down...
"Jeni" wrote in message news:[email]...
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WOAH! I'm on my way. Dammit, wheres San Diego again?
Funny how these threads go. Even this one started with hard science (hard hehehehe) and it ended like all the others do - Jeni show us your boobs. Until Jeni does show us her boobs, we're being 'held back', unable to reach our full potential, while we wait to see Jeni's boobs.
So Jeni, for the good of mankind, show us your thingies. You've experienced on atbnb some first class minds, all of them currently idling in neutral while we are deprived of your boobs. It's a daunting responsibility I know. Think of it as a stacked girls' burden...
TYDT
"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:c5v1vv$24v$[email]...
I never really thought of it that way, but I think youre right. All atvbnb roads seem to end at Jeni's boobs. Were stuck in an endless cycle. Jeni, you must show us your boobs. For the good of all mankind.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:...
LOL, ah the alt.tv.BnB where it's Mardi Gras every day of the year!
atvbnb
Jeni,
Yeah, exactly, now how bout letting those boobies free! Free the San Diego Twins! Free them!
LMAO! good one! :-D
"frog baseball" wrote in message news:190420041952564471%[email]...
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Ok, Whamee, now you owe us.
the year!
I heard that they have mardi gras in other places now like Seattle. Seeing as it's too cold there for chicks to get their boobs out, it's just a day when they have a riot.
The moral of the story is: boobs can free men's brains for better things AND quell public unrest. Next mardi gras Seattle Police will deploy special SWAT teams (Special Weapons And Thingies).
TYDT
Yeah Jeni, show us your boobs! (sometimes I just feel left out in an ironic way)
"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...
You must've heard wrong, boobies like the cold.
[email] (Jeni) wrote in message news:...
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Well if you can't persuade errr, you, nobody can. Except Ron Jeremy. He's smooth.
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Then why aren't there more topless ho's in chilly England? Everyone goes to sunny Spain or the south of France before they show off their thingies. That's too far to travel, even for thingies.
TYDT
ADD ME!
Ok. Which size would you prefer. And what location would you like them to install them at? I'll tell my scientists and have have them take care of it.
On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 21:02:24 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
I'd sure like to get a pair of 34Ds on the door of my fridge, so they would jiggle whenever I went in to get a can of the Edge. As an added bonus, the cold air from opening the fridge would make the headlights come on. Science makes our lives better.
"CyberButt" wrote in message >
meheheh ;-P