[email] (Mark Staloff) wrote: (a bunch of words that sucked cut in the order of saving bandwidth)
How is the Starship Enterprise like TOILET PAPER???
Mr. Crotch Pavarotti
after ds9 and voy, what next???
Jan 22, 199611 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Lord Dumbass III writ:
You know, I was really hoping nobody would post the punchline, and kept it as a nice-sounding rhetorical question. A koan, if you will.
[email] (tv's Spatch) wrote:
Hey, Zpatchhe! Howdoyoulike THIS??
[email] (tv's Spatch) wrote:
Not a koan, since you "can" answer it.
Well... then again, the sound of one hand clapping is:
"Spank, Spank, Spank...."
So maybe that's not a koan either...
"But master does not your scotum need kicking?" -- Zen Master Beavis
Paul "Author of Zen and the Art of Monkey Spanking" van de Graaf
Y'all have no idea how thrilled I am that this inane bit of crossposting became a real thread. My faith in humanity is restored.
Meow meow meow.
Mark
In article , [email] says...
Inane in the membrane! Inane in the brain! Inane in the membrane! Membrane! Membrane!
In article , Switch Hitter wrote:
In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas! In the Navy, you can hit on cute Marines!
[email] (Crisis? What Crisis?) writ:
Young man! There's no need to be down! I said, young man! Turn that frown upside down! I mean, really! Turn off that 'Tears of a Clown' There's no need - to - be - so - smart-like!
Lung man! Do you like what you see? Hey there, Jung-man! It's like psychology! I said, dungheap! Will that be fight or flee? I'll show you where - to - post - just like me!
(GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK GRONK)
It's fun to post in alt. STOO-PID-IT-Y It's fun to post in alt. STOO-PID-IT-Y, whee!
They have everything for you dolts to enjoy! It's even fun for the goys!
alt.STOO-PID-IT-Y You can break out in alt. STOO-PID-IT-Y, whee. Young man! Young man! Young man! Young man! Young man! Young man! Young man! Young man! (repeat ad infinitum until you realize the damn record's skipping)
THE PRECEDING WAS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FROM ALT.STUPIDITY ENTERPRISES, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, FOR NO APPARENT REASON WHATSOEVER. GO BACK TO YOUR NORMAL BUSINESS NOW, CITIZENS. THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO SEE.
GRONK.
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[email] says...
Stupid, stupid, stupid man! I gotta be a STUPID MAN!
In article , [email] says...
Inane in the membrane! Inane in the brain! Inane in the membrane! Membrane! Membrane!
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