merry something

Dec 24, 2007, 2:15 PM ET14 posts by 8 posters
14 posts
Gary M.

Right back at ya, frog-boy! Happy stuff to you ant to all in ATBNB!!! :-D

So I'm cooking this giant traditional Christmas dinner tomorrow and I just found out that my daughter won't be able to come. dammit, what a slacker! heheheh But I always look at the bright side of things....that just means more for me! yeah YEAH!!! FOOD!!! FEAST!!! Ant I get ALL the leftovers too! boioinnnggg!!! mehehehh :-P

King TurdGary M.

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

That means you must have scored, at least once!

Happy Christmas.

And may the new year bring you much scoring.

alan.t666King Turd

Yeah yeah! scoring rules!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS to frog baseball, Argy, King Turd, Laurie, xxpmulxx, Whamee, GCRU, aghasee, and, uh... who did I forget? anyone else reading this!!

aghaseealan.t666

Yeah, like, may the turds be with you. And chicks, with big thinghies. 2008 could rule, you know.

uh huh huh
Lauriealan.t666

[email] wrote:

Hey thanks! But you forgot that MI5 guy!

Your Name HereLaurie

Yeah, he's pretty cool, when you think about it. He could use some more fire and explosions, though. And maybe a cool-ass skull.

King TurdYour Name Here

"Your Name Here" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah, that might make him at least tolerable. For whatever reason, I scanned through his words and stuff once, must have been the Edge, and decided that I'd like to follow him around for a day and whisper "The government implanted a chip in your choad." without him being able to see who said it.

Your Name HereKing Turd

Just take his gun first. Then maybe Taser him once just for fun.

CyberButtLaurie

On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 14:23:35 -0500, Laurie wrote:

Um, no? Tasers rule!!

Use the taser! the taser!!

maiden of mayhemCyberButt

I say taser him a good one, right on wet nads. Yeah.

BTW: Did you know you can make your own taser simply by using a 9 volt battery, old disposable camera and a circuit board??

It's true ;) My son made a couple of them, and they make great party favors lmao

CyberButtmaiden of mayhem

On Mon, 7 Jan 2008 17:46:42 -0600, [email] (maiden of mayhem) wrote:

Dang it... why don't I ever get invited to parties like that???

Your Name Heremaiden of mayhem

Whoa, that could be cool, I think that's how they get their "samples" from the bulls for the artificial in-spermination or something.

I hope the circuit board has a Zener diode on it... really helps for couch fishing.

LaurieGary M.

quarrels, passions, bold and often bad ventures, etc., I have discovered that all the unhappiness of men arises from one single fact, that they cannot stay quietly in their own chamber. A man who has enough to live on, if he knew how to stay with pleasure at home, would not leave it to go to sea or to besiege a town. A commission in the army would not be bought so dearly, but that it is found insufferable not to budge from the town; and men only seek conversation and entering games, because they cannot remain with pleasure at home.

But, on further consideration, when, after finding the cause of all our ills, I have sought to discover the reason of it, I have found that there is one very real reason, namely, the natural poverty of our feeble and mortal condition, so miserable that nothing can comfort us when we think of it closely.

Whatever condition we picture to ourselves, if we muster all the good things which it is possible to possess, royalty is the finest position in the world. Yet, when we imagine a king attended with every pleasure he can feel, if he be without diversion and be left to consider and reflect on what he is, this feeble happiness will not sustain him; he will necessarily fall into forebodings of dangers, of revolutions which may happen, and, finally, of death and inevitable disease; so that, if he be without what is called diversion, he is unhappy and more unhappy than the least of his subjects who plays and diverts himself.

Hence it comes that play and the society of women, war and high posts, are so sought after. Not that there is in fact any happiness in them, or that men imagine true bliss to consist in money won at play, or in