My thoughts on global warming.

Feb 13, 2007, 7:48 PM ET10 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Has anyone seen what Cyberbutt and FB have been eating lately? Now that they have good jobs and stuff, they can afford nachos *supreme*, complete with refried beans, and partake almost daily. Methane gas is a cause of global warming. Anyone else see the correlation?

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I second that motion...hehe...motion...so, dudes, don't bogart the nacho supremes!!! Crunch crunch pass, dude.

On Tue, 13 Feb 2007 19:48:54 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

Yeah, yeah! Life is good since I got promoted to assistant fry manager at Burger World.

Uh... you must have like, gone to college and paid attention, or something.

Dammit I hate big words.

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dude, are they hiring uhprintesses, I'm stuck in my dead end job as a mop guy at the local peep show place, I need to move up in the world.

Yeah, I went to college once, I paid a lot of attention to the college chicks there...so much that I have some kind of papers that say I'll go back to jail if I ever go back there...they're just playing hard to get, they want me.

Do you like the word Semineferous Tubloidial Buttnoid? Some big words are cool. Like boobs. Big boobs are cool.

Hey wait a minute, dammit! I'd like to go there. I want to hear the story about a midget, a softball bat, and vegetable shortening!!! I'm almost inoculating just thinking about the potential there! meheheh ;-D

Tell us the story FB and if it rules you'll be awarded some atbnb points. Those are very valuable and redeemable for stuff at places.

On Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:57:40 -0500, frog baseball wrote:

[Door opens... health inspector walks in...]

"THIS IS A SURPRISE INPECTION!

(looking around)

What the...?? This place is mess! You're in violation of at least 3 city ordinances. I'm going to have to close you down for at least a couple of days.

(sniff)

Hey... something smells good..."

You could always whip out your schlong to trip him up, you know, cuz, like, it's so big and stuff. That oughtta stop the little guy.