Poop.

I'd like to talk about p0oP for awhile.

Po0p!

On Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:40:35 -0400, King Turd wrote:

Don't forget nachos. No p0op without them.

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Not necessarily. pO0p happens after most good meals, such as sour cream and salsa pork rinds, stale doughnuts, and the odd Greek gyro you get when you are rich after cashing in all the 5 cent return bottles you find at the homeless camp in the woods.

You're still alive? I thought you died. You might already be dead, and not even know about it. If not, you should strongly consider it. Death rules.

On Sat, 26 Aug 2006 17:27:30 -0400, King Turd wrote:

No way. Nachos are the best. Followed by springrolls, lot of them, Swedish meatballs and dried plums. Stale donuts will have opposite effect, just because they're stale. You won't enlarge your collection with that stuff.

I'm alive and kicking. Kicking your ass, buttmunch. You should consider moving to Dorkland asap, together with your nigerian scam friend.

uhhhh...you actually eat dried plums? ;-[]

"Stale donuts will have the opposite effect" WTH??? so like you're saying that eating stale donuts will cause your butt to suck IN poop? hahahha That's a new one to me! LOL! You could get a good job emptying port-a-potties!

HAHAHAHHA.. the BUTT!@ The "black hole"!@ You walk around town and your butt is sucking in anything that comes within the "event horizon." LMFAO! I'll bet Stephen Halking never though of THAT theory of the universe. meheheh

Uhhhh...huh? I've got a "theory" that if you shut up right now and go get me some smokes and some hard stuff I won't kick your ass, college boy! I'll just be here wet sanding some of the new Bondo on the Duster...it's gonna look killer when I get some paint on it. I might even let you into my club if you don't screw up...

-- Todd

Did you mix some p0OP in with that bondo? If not, that bondo job is going to look like crap.

Any of you little girls think that's funny? I didn't think so.

Yeah, keep running. If you ever slow down there will only be two sounds...the sound of my fist hitting your face and the sound of...uhhh...my other fist hitting your face. Punk.

Man I gotta crank up some tunes on the Kraco and stop trying to talk to little girls. Somebody needs some lawn donuts as soon as I get done with this sanding.

frog baseball wrote:

Huh?

Nobody knows nothing yet. Just wait. We got some new recruits who know how to play stupid until just the right time. This town won't know what hit them.

The only thing your old ass is kicking is a bucket. Soon. As far as moving to Dorkland, I have no desire to live in your 6X6 room with you at the geezer home. I'm quite happy here at the Turd Castle where I have beer, food, and no honey mush. Sadly, I lost contact with my old Nigerian friend, but I've made several new ones and have received a handfull of checks from them. I've been hired as an "international transfer agent" for some oil company, so I'm told. Can I send you a few checks to cash, and you can Western Union me back a few grand? You can keep 10% for your trouble. That seems to be the going rate. Are you able to chew the honey mush these days?