Word Ass sociation...

Butt...

...biscuit.

"Carl Morris" wrote in message news:[email]...

boobs

"frog baseball" wrote in message news:070920060754036730%[email]...

Johnny Dep sucks

So do I!

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

I think I just inoculated.

You boys better clean that up before Grandpa Simpson comes in here and slips on the floor. If he breaks a hip he'll shake his cane at you, and nobody wants to see that.

On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 13:15:46 -0400, Laurie wrote:

Yeah! What's that mess here? Who dunnit? I don't need a cane, I can walk with my trusted slippers and I'm still able to kick your asses, young punks.

Maaaaaaaaaatlock!!!!!!!!!!!

On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 19:36:46 +0100, Abraham Simpson wrote:

Like, you're gett'n old dude, top posting went out in like, the eighties or something.

On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 22:34:25 +0100, aghasee wrote:

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run out of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I used my washtub that morning to clean my turkey, which back then was called a 'walking bird'. We had walking bird on Thanksgiving with cranberry sauce, Injun eyes, and yams stuffed with gunpowder. We also sat around and watched football, which back then was called baseball.

On Thu, 14 Sep 2006 22:52:38 +0100, Abraham Simpson wrote:

Like I said; you're old. As in O-L-D...

"aghasee" wrote in message news:[email]...

Old people smell. Sort of like a dead squirrel, honey mush, and Old Old Spice.

On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 19:16:44 -0400, King Turd wrote:

Spice like Spice Girls?

On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:33:48 -0400, frog baseball wrote:

Old spice: do you mean Geri Haliwell?

Dumpling?