Sa-TURD-ay @The.Beach

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This is a [email](tm) story ...... ant it's completely true!

	This weekend @the.beach is a "Shag Festival."  If you don't know, shag
music is music from the 60's but it's pretty cool.
	They had one band this afternoon...."The Catalinas".  They're like a
band of 8 old dudes who all wear blue flowered shirts and white shorts
(mehheh....eheheheh) but they really kick ass musically. And they had
this 60 or 70 year old lady dancing around on the boardwalk (mehheh
again).
	Tonight, is a shag contest.  I'm not sure what that means but I think
it's like: you go to the beach, anad(tm by Lumpy) drink lots of beer,
anad(tm by Lumpy again) then you try to score with as many chyks as you
can before 11 PM when the police-heads tell everyone to go home. So, I'm
going back tonight and I'll let you know how many chyks I scored with.
;D   mehheh...this is gonna be cool

And the beach is very cool now. It offers hundreds or even thousands of 'almost naked chyks' and TWICE as many thingies to lear at! ;) Seriously, there were ACRES of chyks all laying on their backs ;) with VERY LITTLE on!!!! Luckily, I was there at low tide which means that there were 40% MORE chyks on display! booooiiiinnnngggggg!

to be continued....

"Gary M." wrote:

Ah, yes, the Va. Beach Shag Scene. One of the coolest songs to make out of that scene was "May I" by Bill Deal and the Rhondells.

(Also a very appropriate song in today's politically correct culture, where the chyk has to say, like, "Permission granted to touch my thingies", or else it's like date rap or something.)

Um, that was me, Gary.

Seriously, we went to hear oldies too this weekend. Our fave local oldies band, 8 Track Mind, were at the Velvet Elvis playing their last gig. So we went and hug out backstage in the Velvet Fez Room with the lead guitar player because we're, like, the only hip people there are. (Actually, because he's married to my best friend.)

The police in Va. Beach are heads? Whoa! That rules COMPLETELY! Hey, Ossifer, got some nutmeg?!?!?!

Visit Gary's FREE Mustache Ride Booth! (CHYX ONLY)

"Blow, winds..."... oh, yeah, that's KING Lear.

"Great googley moogley!" Now THAT would be Gary.

Sounds like another oldie coming on... "It's The Same Old Thong"...

Zamboni's Mom Friend to Goats Eagerly awaiting Part II (The Score Report)

ehehehehee ehehe ;)

ROTFLMAO ehehehe

ehehe you mean King LEER? eehehehehe (eheh King queer eheh)

ROFLMAO hahahahahahahahaha

eheh he said *acres* eheh I bet he had two ache-ers* in his pants ehe ehehe blue balls ehehe

"butt with a different cleaning since you've been gone.." ehhe The Four Tops-Off ehehee

eheh *goats* :)

On Sun, 17 May 1998 11:39:01 GMT, [email] (Zamboni's Mom) wrote:

do you remember this (Animals???)::

   "Even the cops grooved with us,
      you don't believe me, yeah,
         down in Monterey..."

change to:

"down in vee bee vee yaaay"

Lumpy [third oldest] Camshaft :-)

eheh how old? ehehehehe c'mon.. 'fess up eheh up ehehe

On 19 May 1998 04:05:38 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

uuuuuuuhhhhh, numberz suck!!!!!!!!!!!

     liek a liddel ovear fordie or somethign,
       BUTT not az olde as Gary;;;

        WHOA, i hope Gary is ok, he nevar
       told us abote his weak-end!!!!!!
        or his weak-peck, eithir!

Lumpy heh heh cackle cackle Camshaft

On Wed, 20 May 1998 21:26:41 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:

   yeh yeh, yew didant think a YOUNG SMART ASS
    coulde right such c00l stuffs as i do????
      onlie a OLD DUMB ASS code rite thiss crepe!!

    after that parriegraph, yew could bee erected PRESSIDANT
     OF THE USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *

                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Butt-head: "He's masturbating"

         (-: LUMP BOY :-)

• (obscure J. Carter reference back there!)

On Wed, 20 May 1998 21:18:48 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:

 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You are number six.

whoa! sorrie abote thatt!!

i thinks the Mother of Zamboni is liek one of the CoolKids(tm) too, iffen i remmers kericlty!

   The Goddess CherylAnn is liek 27 or something,
     dangit oooohhh babie she's HHHOOOOOTTTTTTT!!!!!

+++ Lovestruck Lump Boy +++

"Gary M." wrote:

Heh heh m heh. That really *would* be me.

Zamboni's Mom Friend to Goats Applying for Colonial Penn Life Insurance now

On Thu, 28 May 1998 11:19:46 GMT, [email] (Zamboni's Mom) types 2 us:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

They found you too??? AIAIAIAIAIAI! I'm still young dammit....hehemeheheheh

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�

[email] wrote:

uhuh you said *ASS-ci* ehehehehe

On 5 Jul 1998 03:49:49 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us types 2 us:

Yeah... we KICK ARSE!!! ;^)

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�

On Thu, 9 Jul 1998 [email] wrote:

Whoa! Old and kinky chyks rule!

On Tue, 21 Jul 1998 14:37:02 +1200, Andrew Mcpherson says:

^^^^^^^^^^^^uh....nope.

Like, olde and kinky chyks have wisdumb or something. hemeheheh....hehehehmeheh

CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�

Miracles and Magic are closely related. None of the statements so strongly debated. Trust in yourself and you shall be free. Trust in the truth and love stays with thee.

boi-oi-oi-ng!!! dhehe sorry, carry on ehehehe

yeh ehehe SHAG ehehe it's an old 50's or 60's dance, but uh uh we know better ehehehehe

In 1988, there was a movie made in the Us called "The Shag" and the theme song was called "ain't nothing like shagging", meaning lthe dance featured in the movie ehehe

Of course, the radio stations in Britian refused to read the tit-le out loud on the air ehehehehehe but when they finally did get the huevos to do so, they were all giggly with it, and thought they had suddenly invented the funniest joke...ehehe dammit it was funny, but not 'cos you dorks at the BBc said the words ehehe dammit ehehe

sorry.. carry on.. ;)

ehehe Mama Spaghetti??? ehehehehehe http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/4753/mrs-s.jpg

dammit ehe I hope you win! ehehehehehehe

I think

ehehe cool :) we want pics ehehehehehe

ladies.. isn't it sad how we guys think? ehehehehehehehehe ;) ehehe boi-oi-oi-oi-oi-ng!! ehehehe

ehehe cuntinyoud ehehehehehehe

On 17 May 1998 19:35:46 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

                                                   ^^^^^^^^

      you dillchodian arsemunch! it was caled "Shag",
    not "The Shag", ugh canat yuo cet enniethign rite?????

      it starred Phoebe C., the second prettiest womyn
             what ever lived.

i liek it when you can see teh bottom of there thingies

          :-)

oh yeh she's the chick that did it with all those horny gremlins in that movie about that fat dude who invented all kins of crappy inventions that sucked.... oh yeh and it was aobut her doing all those gremlins... "and don't feed them after midnight" eheheh guess what she fed them? uh uh uh uh uh uh uh midnight snack.. eheh boob sandwiches all-round ehehehehehehehe

ehehe thingies on their bottoms ehehe

Gary M. wrote in article ...

You do know what a shag is in UKland? (not a sea bird)

Hammm

hey, tom.. where's your nearest beach? I can't re-member. (i said BEACH, not BEEEOTTCH!!)

On Sat, 16 May 1998 13:16:08 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:

whoa! that ruled!!!

    if ennieone duznt beeleive Gary,
       well yore a DUMBASS,
         couse what he siad is TRUE!!!

    i knoe becouze i used to liek live their,
        at teh VERY SAME BEECH!!!!!!!!!,
      butt i st00pidly moved away,
        anad now Guess(tm) what,
     Gary is scoring with all mie womyn! :-(

          "The girls on the beach,
             are all within reach"

yeh yeh mheh mheh COP A FEEL!!!!!!!!!!

:-) LUMP BOY

uhuh dumbass ehehehe

"walking on the beaches, looking at the peaches" ["Peaches"... The Stranglers 1977]