The beast... The master of destruction... Bow down in awe...
May 17, 2003, 4:23 PM ET26 posts by 10 posters
26 posts
On Sat, 17 May 2003 20:23:51 GMT, "aghasee" wrote:
I'd like to have one of those to do some yard work on Mr. Anderson's yard.
CB
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
I don't know...it's hard to tell from the picture but it looks kinda big. Maybe with it I could finally finish getting that pool dug, though.
"aghasee" wrote in message news:rTwxa.6833$[email]...
Oh..my...God...just think of the things we could do with that!!
On Sat, 17 May 2003 17:25:35 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:
And then to top it off we could make a big ass plate off nachos and use it to open the big ass can of nacho style cheese with it. That thing is so cool it is giving me a stiffy, boioioioioioioinngg!!!!! Sorry about that, it's not loaded though. I just unloaded it in Mr. Anderson's tool shed, huh huh huh, yeah, yeah, that ruled. Dude, if we were like testiclenichians we could put wings on it and like fly it up to that Mt. buttmoore thing, and like carve beavis and butthead's orifices on the side of the mountain next to the dead presidents. Wow, I think I just pooped my pants ,good thing I'm wearing oops-I-just-crapped-my-pants under garments.
woa! Imagine that attached to the front of King Turds motorbike!
"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:mBNxa.3330$[email]...
Wouldn't look too good for the elks...
"Lets find a Dear Crossing"
"aghasee" wrote in message news:0ENxa.7669$[email]...
"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:xpTxa.3762$[email]...
F*ckers have it coming.
"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:mBNxa.3330$[email]...
That would rule!! Bet I wouldent have these fartknockers trying to turn out in front of me like they alwys do. If they did, I could hit the 'ON' button, and the blade would begin spinning with the brutal sound of a jet turbine, the razor sharp blades spinning to a 50,000 rpm blur of metallic destruction, then ride slowly into their car with the teeth of my spinning Beast sending white hot shards of their SUV screaming into the sky with the violent music of metal on metal fury penetrating their ears and the thought of "maybe I should have looked first!" passing through their mind as I split their soccer-mom mobile in half...yeahhhhhh! YEAHHHHH!! And, if I was bored, I could just go for a ride and destroy whatever... Woah... I think im getting a stiffy...
On Sun, 18 May 2003 19:02:03 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:
Whoa!! Settle down, Beavis!
eh heh heh
That story earned many points! :-P
"King Turd" wrote in message news:e8Uxa.83852$[email]...
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Split their soccer-mom mobile in half? Take a look again at the picture... there is a car... bottom left of the image...
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Nah, dude, thats The Brutalizer 3000...the motorcycle model is The Brutalizer 1000. REAHHREAHREAHREAHHHHHH!!!
It might get rid of the itching in my pants...
"roy batty" wrote in message news:bap2uq$6nk$[email]...
Yeah, I think that would probably cure it for good. You might want to invest in a NadScratcher 2000, it's a bit safer.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:Fd1Aa.71926$[email]...
Oh yeah, that reminds me... I'm runnin' kinda low on NadLube, could you ship me five can's, the big family-size ones?
The new address is: Todd B. Dumped 90210 Wood River Ave. Meeteetse WY
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Nad lube?? What in the hell do you need to lube your nads for.......ummm...oh yeah, like, never mind...
On Sun, 25 May 2003 06:57:13 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:
Dammit boy, tht's nothing but a bent coat hanger!
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
No way! Its the NadScratcher 2000! How many would you like, sir?
Is that the 150 watt model with retractable claws? The japanese now have one that automatically stitches any tears or amputations. Better safe than sorry..
Thankyou, drive through
You ever hear that Jerky Boys skit where the gay dude calls the sporting goods store about the tennis ball machine that shoots the potatoes too hard? Heehehe....
"roy batty" wrote in message news:...
Yes it might. Why are you worried about itching when you have been knocked out?
Getting knocked out is not a turn on, not that cool and not a solution to life's later problems (eg. itchy nads). That crack habit of which you speak might be though, not much talk of itchy nads in gangsta rap... When I was knocked out, which was probably only for fifteen minutes, I was most likely blissfuly unaware of itchy nads but I don't advocate being hit with a length of 4x2 (nicked from Anderson's toolshed) whenever they get irritating. I'm sure the FDA would not approve it anyway...
Still ever since my nasty accident sometimes my bunghole goes RATATATATATATATPHPHPH
"roy batty" wrote in message news:...
Those who are dependent upon the freebase of coco extract often have itchy nads when with drawing, true. But you must have got turned on by being KO. You are human aint you.
Once again young siilus...
How do you think being unconcious might be a turn on? ou can't feel anything... You are not concious of not being able to feel anything. Especially itchy nads.
Thankyou, drive through