This sucks

There's not much to discuss in a.t.b-n-b. anymore!

Patience, Butt Dude...you've been around long enough (eheh...long enough) to remember that sometimes it dies out for a short (eheh...short) while. Thingies always get going again. :D

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us should soon be recovered from his bout with 'explosive diarrhea'.... ;O

Anad if that ant-head Lumpy would only write more cool stuff...

And I STILL want to know if ' Anthony Nipples' was really a chyk!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ummmm...we could also discuss the density of pOOp or something...

	Gary M.   :^)

Anthony was a bunghole, therefore he COULDN'T have been a chyk........ I still would like to know what happened to him!! It was so fun kicking his ass.....

EEK! wrote in article ...

I was just thinking this very morn that it would be cool if Ant'ny came back... kick his ass...

I think we can mail him on [email]

Hamster

he said ( . )( . )'s hehemehmeh yeah........uhmmm....then he said poop...poop....ehehe...poop

The density of poop is inversely proportional to the lack of fibre in the diet... or something ;)

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dued, you liek haff to live yore liefe thru the eyes of;;;;;;;;;;;;

Our Lord and Savior Beavis H. Christ

then you can rite c00l storries, anad becoeme faymouse liek me (hahaha).

so liek if your'e a wuss liek Stewart, yo'ure storie wood look liek this:

My Trip to the Dentist, by Stewart

       My mom drove me to the dentist.
       He worked on my teeth.
       My mom drove me home.

The End.

watt a wussie!!!!!!!!! butt, if you devoete y'oure lief to our Lord and Savior Beavis Christ, you can rite a co;ol **TRUE** storie liek this:

mie trip two the dantist, bie Lumpy

        so liek i got in mie car anad drove to the dentest,
        anad liek i pikked a dued dentist, couse thay all
        hire lots of totillie hot CHICKS to werk four them,
        anad youal'l  no i liek chicks!!! so liek in tha
        wateing room, all of a suden this littel kid
          yelled ote:
        "MOM, I HAVE TO GO POTTY RIGHT NNNNOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!",
        so liek i did mie best (albeit not veri good)
        Butt-Head Eyebrow Wiggle, anad said "Diareeah?",
        anad the next thing i knoe, *B* *A* *M* this
        chicks mom slugs me so hard i liek ended up upsied
        down under the chare thaeat i had bean sitting on,
        anad mie head was liek haffway thruogh the
        wall;;; UUURRRGGGHHHHH!!! then this bietchotchy mom
        leens down anad says to me "watch it punk, next
        time i might get angry", whoah! then liek this
        skrankly ass old beehotchy chick comes out of the
        ofice anad saise "you'r gonna hafta pay for that";
        so i sade "its' ok, dude, i got full coveridge".

        so liek the dennist had this gient needle rite
        out of "Rabies Scare", anad he was jabing it all
        in mie mothu anad it startid feling funnie, anad
        then mie eers froze, anad mie brain turned to frozin
        Jello(tm) witch waz prettie cool anad then thay
        gave me a quaddruppel dose of the coolest stuf,
        huh huh huh mheh mheh LAUGHING GAS, anad the room
        was liek uuuuhhhh spining around, and theier was
        this totillie HOT dental hyg-ant-ist chick, hotter
        than the hotteset hygantist chick that was ever
        hot, she was liek fully HALF AS HOT AS CHERYLANN,
        im talkking this chick was hot, so liek i was awl
        flopping aronde in the chare all groggy, anda
        i liek copped a feel, anad the hygantest chick
        said, "oh!", anad i sade "ib sobby", anad she
        sade "thats ok", so liek i did it agane ha ha ha
        ooooohh babie!

        so liek the dentist was liek werking wiht all
        thess drils anad needuls anad rayguns anad stuff,
        but i was liek totillie de-lerrious, so it all
        DI'DENT MATTERE!!! it was fun, im liek all serryyus
        anad stuf!!! anad then he got all doen, and
        the ha ha ha gas was weering of, anad i saw the
        hyganteiaeist chick liek bend over, you code liek
        see her candiey striped undiewarez, hahaha,
        ooohh yeh she wantid me yeh yeh!!

        the onlie part thate sukked was liek paying,
        couse they liek took
        all mie moneiy, which sucked.

        so them i liek got back ote in mie car, anad i liek
        sat their for haff an houre making
        engine noises, until i reelized i wasent mooving,
        so liek then i startid drivieng (fore reel), goinge
        abote 20 ina 45 zone hahaha, their where abote
        liek 257 cars behind me, all mad anad stuff, i was
        juss laffing mie hed off.

        so liek i got to this red lite, so i like stoped,
        anad rite away this RELLIE BEEHOTCHY CHICK startid
        liek beeping at me to go. i was laffing!!!! she was
        uh liek making rude gesturies anad stuff hahaha. so
        thene liek then the lite turniped green anadstuff,
        so liek i started driving, it was liaek on
        this rode with eleventeen lanes anad stuff. so
        this BEEP-BEEP chick starts going past me, butt hten
        she liek made a fatal misteak!!! she liek slowed
        donw rite next to me, anad made liek she wantid to:
                         RUN ME !?!
        ha ha ha, i meen she was liek driving this patheddic
        wuss Infiniturd(tm) creppie mobile, anad she wantid
        to chalinge a ***CHEVY*** !?!

The most powerful creature on the earth is the ant.

        so liek those Chebbroliet dueds who desined mie
        engine made up this totillie cool engine based on
        the ANT, this is liek reel anad stuff:::

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         @@@ @@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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          @@@@     @@ @   @ @   @ @
                    @ @   @ @   @ @
                    @ @   @ @   @ @
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                    ^ ^   ^ ^   ^ ^

        liek up fronte is the head, ware it breathes in air
        anad eets food (gas), and in the thorax is liek
        the big central corontrole moddule (all elentronic),
        anad in the boddie is where cool stuff happens,
        anda liek the SIX LEGS each one liek sticks
        down into the engyne, anad eech one has a
        littel SQUIRTER FOOT two squirt the fuele into the
        sillinders!!!! six littel feet at the end of
        the six ant legs!!! thay caled it
        liek "multi squirt fuele inspection" anad it RULES!

        so ennieways the wuss Infiniturd(tm) went liek 40
        50 60 70 ha ha ha anad i stayed eggsactlie rite
        next to it, butt hen she (tha beehotchy beep beep
        chick) liek flored it, and of coarse i flipped ote,
        anad adjusted MIE aksellerayshun requestor to i'ts
        maximum positshun, anad wooooo hooooo ha ha ha ha
        the nex thing you knoe, i was doinge 3 ana HALF
        times the spede limit, anad Ms. Beehotch was
        justa sorrie-ess tienie blur ina miror.

then i went home anad eight a galleon of ice creem.

The End.

Whew! If youse lieked this, uh, send me $5. ha ha ha just kiddinge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lumpy "root canals are fun" Camshaft

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I nominate this story as the coolest Usenet post of all time.

On Fri, 03 Apr 1998 12:25:58 -0600, [email] wrote:

ROTFLMFAO ehehe woah ehehehehehehehehehe

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages.. ehehehee Lumpy, you should have these stories saved and put onto a web site, like Zamboni used to do with his "guido" stories ehehehe

[email] wrote:

I AGREE!!!! mehehehh ...engine based on the ant... ;^)

Dammit!! That's not an ant - it's a sheep!! Now you've got me all excited...dammit! ;)

It seems we've been taking our amphetamines today, haven't we? (incredibly long and creative post snipped)

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uh uh you said *in* ehehe that ruled ehehehehe Then you said *incredibly long* eheememeehememeheeheeeheememee

err. then you said *post snipped* OUCH!!! ARRGHH NOO!! ;)

Uh, well in Europe they still haven't shown all the last episodes and I think there are at least 10 more. I just saw "Speech therapy" for the first time and it ruled! That vocal cord illustration was uh... interesting.

yeh uh uh I stick-ied up my tv screen when i saw THAT! ;)

Butt Dude wrote in article ...

Really? I've got something.

If binaries are supposed to go in alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons or whatever its called rather than in here, how come there's no B&B stuff in there?

Oh, and something else. You're name's Butt.

huh huh huh huh

Martin

There is now!!! I just posted some banned/edited scenes as well as the fan-art pic of a lame poster named Anthony getting his ass kicked. I got it from Baz's website some time ago.

Actually, I was 'Buttmunch' to start with.

Go to alt.binaries.pictures.cartoons and see what I posted.

BD

We can discuss how gay BnB really are :)