B-H:Um,hunters are cool.They kill things and stuff. Beavis:Yeah.If I was a hunter,I'd like hunt monkeys.And then I'd catch them.Then I could spank my monkey.That would be cool. B-H:Yeah.I'd be a beaver hunter.Then I could like score and stuff. Beavis:Ummm.I don't get it Butt-head. B-H:Be vewwy qwiet.I'm hunting Beaver.Huhuhuh.I said "beaver". Beavis:Oh yeah,I get it.Cool. B-H:Yeah.That ruled.
Thankyoudrivethough.
Shitzu
I tried a hamster once, but it drowned
(i flushed it down the toilet, after it bit my colon)
My dear Mister Faggot, one must first clip the little creature's nails and gently remove it's incisors before one slips oneself (or a beloved) a Mickey. Miss Manners adds that it seems somewhat wasteful to flush said rodent down the toilet after his little spelunking foray. There are many downtrodden, starving homeless persons who would be absolutely delighted to find such a treasure in their refuse bins of choice.
Miss Manners
So true, Miss manners...
And the little rodents, after use, are covered in a delightful sauce
On 9 Jan 1996 03:08:40 GMT, Lord Dumbass III ([email]) wrote:
Gentle Reader,
Allow Miss Manners to add that a coat hanger, often found in a refuse bin, makes a useful spit; discarded newspapers may be used as fuel in the creation of a delightful rotisserie. One's removal of Mickey's claws and incisors beforehand spares the homeless gourmet from a waste of time in the preparation of said morsel.
Miss Manners
Shitzu
Shitzu
Shitzu
[email] (Ben Morrish) wrote: I'm hunting Beaver.Huhuhuh.I said "beaver".
yeah - yo mamma's beaver