On the topic of 'The Lawyer'...

Dec 28, 1998, 9:02 PM ET11 posts by 6 posters
11 posts
Dumbass

OK, in Sexual Harrassment, who is the guy who tells Butthead to use the force? The only thing I can think of is Petrocelli (anyone else remember that?) or maybe some other Lawyer from a TV show. Cheers, Dumbass.

Wubba JoeDumbass

Howdy Dumbass. It was Doug Llewellyn, who hosted "The Peoples' Court", who told Butthead to use the force. He was a real buttknocker. By the way, Petrocelli was my hero when I was a little kid. For some reason, I thought Barry Newman was really cool (this was reinforced by repeated viewings of "Vanishing Point"). What ever happened to Barry Newman, and were he and Bert Convy the same person? Even possibly sharing certain portions of their gene code with Mac Davis?

DumbassWubba Joe

Well that explains why I didn't recognise the guy. We don't get and never have had 'The People's Court' here, so far as I know. Cheers for the info dude. You must have like, listened in school or something.

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On Wed, 30 Dec 1998 13:54:18 +0000, Tom Bird wrote:

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      a cuppel months ago, i waas a reel
    dumbasss (i stil am!) butt im' triyng
     to bee poelighter now. happey new yeer,
    i hopes you score in '99, i sure wont!

LUMP BOY

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In article , LUMP BOY <where-is- [email]> writes

Have you been castricticated? Like my cat? Was it easy to score in 69 ;)

Hamster

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Angus McSpank wrote:

The episode was called "The Trial" and Doug was on "The Pupils Court" not "ThePeoples Court." cuz like the Peoples wood like sue Mike Fudges pants off or something. I think in the episode "Sexual Herrassment" Doug tells butthead to use the shaft. Heh m heh! Thank you drive thru.

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