Hamster's Holiday

I'm going away... for... errrr about 4 days.

Don't do anything I wood-nt do...

Hamster

Uh, like where are you going?? (can I come too??)

Tom Bird wrote in article ...

Yes, you can EEK... you just haven't met the right man yet... Hamster might be the one... mm-heh-heh-hmm...

Umm, Hamster is on holiday, or something... I guess that leaves me as the only guy likely to get some from EEK!

Meheehehe, this is gonna rule!

Hey EEK! have you ever been to the big easy? huh huh.

In article , EEK! writes

Some shithole in the middle of sodding yorkshire.

Yes, you can and I expect you will COME... ;)

Hamster (got pissed and told the female of my dreams that she needed a good ragging... fucked that one up then - and her mate told me she was interested - she isn't now.)

On Sat, 27 Jun 1998 19:14:09 +0100, Tom Bird splurted:

     DUDE!!! DUDE!!! DUDE!!!

     get your sorrie non-scoring wussy arse down to
     the closest flower shop RIGHT NOW, anad plunk
     down a bunch of cash for flowers to be SENT to
     that chick! (with a short apology note)

     ive seen it a MILLION times - when a chick is
     all furious anad disgusted with a guy, all she
     needs is one leetle shove (flowers), anad b4
     you know it, shes NAKED AND PAWING YOU!!!!!!!

     it NEVER fails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Helpful Lump Boy

     p.s. oh yeh, if it DOES fail (hehehe), well
     she *will* mention to all her friends abote
     how nice you were to apologise, anad then
     oen of THOSE chicks will get hornie 4 u!!!

Heed (mehheheh...*heed*) the wisdom of LumpBoy.

Lumpy knows his 'stuff' eheheheh :D

bahahahha.....LOL!

ehehe yeh he means the talking flowers in "teletubbies" ehehe

Brought to you by the British Whores Ass-ociation http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/2891/fatjump.gif

In article , Lumpy Camshaft writes

HUMPY!!! DUMPY!!! LUMPY!!!

flowereies... taste nice... mmmm

it would <sob> for me... <sob>

cool... 4 wayers with her and her friends CERTAINLY appeal...

Hamster

^^^^^^^ Wood ants are especially hearty creatures.

"A spanking you will go..." "A spanking you will go..." "EH-OH says tubbie Po" "A spanking you will go"

bye-bye ;D

WHAT?? they are FARTING creatures??? ehehe pppfffhht!

Time for tubby-spanking time for tubby-spanking time for tubby-spanking

Well, what *else* do you think that tubby-custard is? uhuh ;)

"we're all going on a summer holiday, no more wanking for a week or two. We're all goind on a sumemr holiday, to make our wet dreams come true.." [Cliff Richard]

"time for Hammy-bye-bye time for Hammy-bye-bye time for Hammy-bye-bye"

dammit, Tom.. are you joining those other British soccer hooligans in Paris???

In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes

I wish.

Hamster

Tom Bird wrote:

Uh... the Brits are more successful OUTSIDE the stadium, than INSIDE... nice game 'gainst Romania... mmm-heh-heh... you may have qualified to the final rounds but Argentina will shut your operation down... 50 quid says 3-0 in the Arg's favor... just like back in the Falklands... mmm-heh-heh-hmm...

And what do our American friends say in this matter? "Touchdown"? Uh-huh-huh-huh...

BTW, does anyone know what a REAL touchdown is? Hint: It involves a visit to the bathroom.

In article , LamaSivartDoz writes

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Hamster

Your art is improving... uh, I'll get back to you in this matter after Tuesday night... mm-heh-heh-hmm... got to join my Danish friends in their celebrations... that was something wasn't it?

In article , LamaSivartDoz writes

Missed that one... sorry!

Hamster

my god!!! that's the weirdest looking ant I've ever seen! ;0

uhuhuh ;)

My guess is it's whe the turd touched down in the water, makes that lovely *plop* splashing sound as it descends to the bottom (uhuh) of the bowl.

Gay Cartoon 'R' Us wrote:

You're close enough to be rewarded with the correct answer, GCRU:

Touchdown means a turd that is so long that it hits the water *without* making the plop splashing sound - it's the other way around, see?

Touchdown is hard to reach and may require years of practice before actually achieved.

I hope I didn't offend anyone with this information. Mmm-heh-heh-heh-hmm...

uhuh Guess who acheived this "holy grail" about two month's back? uhuh you can see the recorded evidence of my day of glory at:

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/2891/poop.gif

c'mon, tom... 'fess up! eheh up ehehe where did you go? who..err.. I mean what did you do? ehehe

you weren't visiting Diana's grave, for her birthday, were you? or the Teletubbies' studio set? eheheheh

or did you go to Manchester to visit the coronation street set? eehe eheemmee ;')

In article , Gay Cartoon 'R' Us writes

Soddin' Yaarkshire. Biology A-level field trip... now that's a clue to my real age (you all wanted to know...) and I ended up telling my prospective (and very sexy) girlfriend that she needed a good shag. I was very very drunk.

Uhhh, dammit NO!

Hamster

Yeah... you're OLD. Uh-huh-huh-huh.

Only drunks & little children speak the truth, y' know. I see nothing amiss in you behavior.

Well, did you get some? Well? Well?

In article , LamaSivartDoz writes

older than my butt

I would have if I hadn't told her she needed a shag... she's one of those femininistie types. Needs breaking in...

Hamster

uhuh just pray that the *Lilith Fair* never tours the UK ehehehehe

On 30 Jun 1998 04:05:12 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

thespians are cool, butt liek TOO MANY THESPIANS uh, liek sort of mess up our (guys) chances of scoring (with CHICKS)!?!?!

Heterosensual Lump Boy

on the cuntr-hairy, he's YOUNG!! 18! dammit that sucks dammit we're all old and fat and stuff and he's young and full of life... err.. wait a minute, that sounded kind of gay, didn't it? dammit ehehe err. never mind ehehehehe

DAMMIT..DID YOU SHAG HER? ehehehehe

yeh eheh *miss* ehehe

yeh did you shag??? ehehehe dammit tell us e ehhee

In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes

I doubt it... I'd probably remember, I couldn't have got a stiffy for a million quid that night anyway.

No dammit. NONONOO!!!! WAAHHHH!!!!! it's depressing.

Hamster

In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes

Noway! I was pished! You try getting a stiffy after a lot of drinks.

She told me that she 'wasn't interested'. Always f**king happens... one thing to remember, NEVER NEVER get pissed in front of a girl you like unless they are pissed as well as it ALWAYS WITHOUT FAIL turns them OFF.

grrrRRRRRrRRRRRRrRrrrrR <pOOp>

I have seen the top of the mountain and it is good... heheh

Hamster

Arrrggghhhh...not even one squid would give me a stiffy!

hahahahhah....not only that problem, I've also experienced the OPPOSITE problem (meheheeh...it just won't go down) - that's when you need to be a Morman-type with 300 wives!!!

That definitely calls up the 'trap door button" !!!!! ;)

Tom, here's a little something to show you that no matter how bad it gets, there is always something cool nearby!

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/5275/mystery.gif

Gary M. :^D

That's called *priapism* ;)

WOAH ehehe LOL ehehehehehehehehe

On 30 Jun 1998 04:03:03 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

yeh! yeh! what he said!!!

at first, i thought that said "amish"...

     cops in PA recently arrested some young Amish ruffians
     who were aledgedly buying COCAINE and METH from BIKER GANGS,
     and redistibutang it at....

               HOE - DOWNS !?!?!

     (true!)

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Famous Quotes:

What's that thing?

A hoe.

Yeah, but what's she dragging behind her?

(sorry if that isANT exactly right!!!!!!!!!!)

Non Amish Lumpee

ehehe *a-levels* ehehe I remember that stuff eheh ehhe biology eheh did you see all those hicks up there in Yorkshire? eheheheh "eh-up, son.. pass us mee flat-cap, sithee..." eheheheh old ppl ehehehe

and did she go for it? ehehehehe shag ehehehehe

liar ehehehe

bet you were at dian's grave ehehehe

On 30 Jun 1998 04:01:13 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

remember that song: "I want my baby back"...

iffen you do, you'll know why i menshuned it!!!!!!

(they used to play it on that dementid doctor show)

REALLY old lumpy

On 5 Jul 1998 03:36:23 GMT, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us PLOOPED:

uuuuuuuhhhhhhh, NO!

      the one iwas thinkign of is diferANT,
      its sorta (well, a LOT) messed up,
      anad im' sorrie i ever menshuned it!!!

:-) Lumpy

uhuh you're like Frank Sinatra.. you've forgotten the lyrics uhuh ;)

Hmm, ka pai bro! Umm, what a minute, they won't know what I'm saying. Dammit... So, did you get some?

Did you get some from Diana's grave? Meheeheehehe!

Po rejected you, didn't she?