Huh huh Happy Valentine's

Uh, like happy valentine's fartknockers. Happy scoring. Heh heh heh.

Nightshadow wrote:

->Uh, like happy valentine's fartknockers. Happy scoring.
->Heh heh heh.
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->     Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Yeah... I'm like ready for love.

Come to big Daddy Woody!

Heh.

-MW

YEAH!! Love is in the air...can you feel it? Im feeling IT right now..mhehe! MAS-TER-BA-TION, CHA-CHA-CHA, MAS-TER-BA-TION, CHA-CHA-CHA!

A few tips to help you score with your chick tonight...

  -Get the condominiums that say 'Ribbed, for her pleasure'.
  -Get her nachos SUPREME unstead of the regular ones.
  -Bring her some of that left-over Halloween candy under the fridge and
a flower from     the house next door.
  -Be smooth, impress her by telling her stuff like "Hey baby, Ive got
really long       turds..." and all about how big your schlong is and
stuff.
  -Check the alleys and bushes for bottles with hard-stuff at the bottom
you can    give her...drunk chicks put out and stuff.

Happy Scoring, Dr. Turd, The Love Doctor. PhD, MBA, AA, AS, GED, AA, NA, AAA, NAACP, LMNOP... E Spanikus Monikus

Mr. Woody wrote:

NO! Come to big Deddi Shy!

That would rule!