Teletubbies?? What the hell??

I was at Toys R Us a couple of days ago ( don't ask why) and I saw one of those damned Teletubbies Dolls and they scared the crap out of me. What the hell are they saying?? The look like Seminifrioustubloindialbuttnoids.

Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!! I want those dolls!!!! eheheh they RULE! ;)

EEK!, you are about to ascend to a higher level of consciousness... You must watch Teletubbies this week. It's on your local PBS channel on weekday mornings. (7:30 AM in my area of the yeast coast).

Watch, and you may become a-DICK-ted, emhehheh eheheh ;) (and then report back here)

	Gary M.   :^)

NOWAY! That's 6:30 am here!! Too damn early!! Oh well, I'll do it just for you anad see what all this fuss is about.

Gary M. wrote in article ...

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On 8 Jun 1998 03:26:40 GMT, "EEK!" wrote:

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you have acheeved an even higher level of coolness, EEK!(tm)!!!

             :-)

On 7 Jun 1998 17:44:31 GMT, "EEK!" wrote:

    yeh! yeh! they suck! there from enGLAND, so they suck!
       their a bunch of fat-arse lipstick wearing
      whining enGLAND wussieys, anad they SUCK, SUCK, SUCK!!!

donut listen to Gary-head, hes' hipnotized by them, he duz-ant know watt hes' sayeing!!!!!

avoid the evil suck suck suck tele-suck-tubbies at all costs!!!!

LUMP BOY :-)

   p.s. teletubbies SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOO...do not speak thusly of ants....wait a minute, dammit... I meant Teletubbies. TT's RULE!!!!!! They ruler than rule...the rulingest in the universe!

	<a little Luppy on your left shoulder>
	     "Don't watch Teletubbies...aarrrggghhhh... they SUCK!!!!"
	</a little Luppy on your left shoulder>

	<a little Gary M. on your right shoulder>
	     "Teletubbies RULE...watch them...watch them...eheheh"
	</a little Gary M. on your right shoulder>

"Use the 'Tubbies', Luke (I mean EEK!)"

"Errr - I like mistyped and stuff and hit the "P" instead of the "M" as they're quite close together."

Gary M.

Teletubbies RULE, DAMMIT!!!!! :)

I got my ass up this morning and watched them... that show is pretty cool!! I like the little flowers with their British accents saying stuff like, "Very Graceful". That little baby sun kinda gives me the creeps though...

Gary M. wrote in article ...

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Cool!!!! I did-ant get to see them today cause I had to GOTO the dentist real early. :O I've never heard the flowers talk yet.

Someone else wrote once (not in this NG) and said that he has a little niece ant the 'babyface in the sun' scared the hell outta her! eheheh ;)

If I had a 'little one', I'm not sure I wood want them to watch this!!!!!

Gary M.

"Errr - I like mistyped and stuff and hit the "M" instead of the "E" as they're quite close together."

I was like bored once again and found a cool TTbies site http://www.teletubbies.ddns.org/

You can get a whole sound scheme

Gary M. wrote in article ...

show is pretty cool!!

Gary M. wrote in article ...

Err - that was me and it was in this NG. And it wasn't my niece, it was my girlfriend's.

My girlfriend gets scared by other stuff, like the huge lump in my pants, but that's another story.

martin

In article , Martin Lowe writes

Big turds?

Hamster

eheheh...sounds like Martin carries a 'bowlwinder' in his pocket, Hamster! ;-p

	Gary M.   :^)

In article , "Gary M." writes

Is that like some kind of gun? I've got a 45mm bowlwinder in my pocket and I'm not afraid to use it...

Hamster

damn,and i wanted to shag you EEK!,butt now you had to go and get a-DICK-ted two teal-la-tubys anad i heit them anad stuph,ay rilly should-ant yuse anjill dust be-four ay go two bead.

Darek "the learning" Seid

having not known man she cannot be a slut

On 08 Jun 1998 20:26:11 GMT, [email] (GRNRAPTOR) wrote:

    That's classic, dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

           You rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:-) LUMPY YAMSHAFT

On 8 Jun 1998 15:54:30 GMT, "EEK!" wrote:

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hhhmmmmmmmmmmm.... mmmmmm-kay!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ No No No they were sayeing "Ve wary, Garys full of it"

     THE SEVERED HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(anad some peepole say b-n-b are badd 4 u!?!?!)

      :-)

On Mon, 08 Jun 1998 11:43:26 -0400, "Gary N." wrote:

      well, they *DO* rule Uranus!!!!!!!!!!!!

little Luppy jumps onto EEK!(tm)s head!

little Gary N. looks up and squeels in horror!

little Luppy fire FiRe FIRES the taser!

little Gary N. howls in pain "oh, my nads!"

petite EEK!(tm) watches BnB instead of tubbies!

little Luppy is victorias!!!

            :-)

     uh-oh!
     cuss-turd!

Gory M. wrote in article ...

Didn't it say in the Good Book "Thou shalt not worship false gods before me", or something?

Martin

(Errr - I like mistyped and stuff and hit the "o" instead of the "a" as they're quite close together)

In article , "EEK!" wrote:

Teletubbies are a public television show. It is a bunch of worhtless crap.

Michael

Elect Dan Lungren for Governor of California

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          Cool!  :)

On Mon, 08 Jun 1998 20:21:05 -0400, "Gary N." wrote:

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                                               WHY??????????

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                            truer werds were nevers spoken!!!!!!!!!!

"a dream goes on forever"

               :-)

Jumpy Camshaft wrote in article ...

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Damnit! Why else?? To buy toys!!