Check out this dude, he feeds wild bears in his yard. And like pets them and stuff.
http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/bearfarm.asp
It's true, it's on the intermatubes isn't it?
Does anyone like have any cool pets?
Jul 5, 2007, 4:45 PM ET55 posts by 7 posters
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I have a pet monkey.
He must be very naughty... your neighbors say they hear you spanking him day and night, poor little thing.
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
My monkey has been very very naughty. I first met him around age 12, he hasn't learned his lesson yet, the dumbass monkey.
I have a turtle with only 2 legs.
Is it named Eileen?
[email] wrote:
Her name is Turdy. No relation to the King though.
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
I would have been honored to have your lopsided turdle share in my royal turdality. Too bad.
Um, Turdy sounds like a cool turtle. I made her a crown to wear, if ya want to like cut it out and um tape it together or something.
http://i7.tinypic.com/4yrlj5y.jpg
:-)
[email] wrote:
Turdy thanks you for her crown... she posed for some pictures with it, but I don't know where to put the pictures!
On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 00:36:39 -0400, Laurie wrote:
Hi Laurie,
That's cool! We want to see Turdy!! :o)
You can upload pics by going to tinypic.com. Or if you want, one of our crack technicians at CyberButt Industries can upload them for you, if you send the pics as attachments in an email to: [email]
mehehehe I said "crack"
You also said "upload"!
I hope I did this right... if I did, there are 3 pictures of her at these 3 addresses, and in the last one you can see where one of her back legs is just a stump, and her tail too, but you can't see that her other back leg is also just a stump. The food she was eating is raw ground beef with a blackberry inside:
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=662s2df
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4pnopxx
In that first pic.....is that a giant turd-ile turd by the cute little turd-ile? Also.... I'm sure Mr.Mix-a-Plix will be happy that you actually printed out his cute little turtle crown. mehehehheheh ;-D
Oh yeh. It was like, the coolest thing since, uh, Columbo discovered America.
On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:00:49 -0400, Laurie wrote:
WHOA!!! It's a pictures of Laurie's kitten!
BOI-OI-OI-OINNGGG!!!
Put that thing away in front of my sweet little kitten!
Dude. You have the Power Supreme!
On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:00:49 -0400, Laurie wrote:
COOL!!! Look at all the little toilets, in decorator colors!
Yeh I wonder if she has a bunch of Barbies to like, uh, sit on em. :-O
On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 16:00:49 -0400, Laurie wrote:
Ugh, that's a nasty wound she suffered there. Well, you are so nice to rescue her and give her a nice home! :o)
CyberButt
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
How many licks does it take to get to the blackberry center of a Tootsie MeatPop?
Got a laugh out of the photos, especially the toilet ones...now if you really want to impress me, train your Turd-le to p0oP in one. Turd-le turds.
See, KT? Toilets are cool. Turdy's got like half a dozen of them in her pad.
And another thing, call me slow butt what happened to the site with all the pictures? Now how are we gonna keep all the cool pics in one easy to view location? There was some good stuff there.
On Jul 13, 2:53 pm, [email] wrote:
Hi, Slow Butt!
Never trust Cyberbutt. He just wants you to send him pics so he can spank over them.
On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 20:13:48 GMT, Argy wrote:
No you choad! I'm not into turtles in that way, what kind of prevert do you think I am?? Well, not that kind anyway! Maybe if Laurie would post pictures of her kitten...
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 21:23:53 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:
That's so hot!!!
I think someone needs to attend Mr. Van Driesen's sexxxual sensitivity training clASS.
You're quite welcome, Turdy! :-)
Did it come that way, or did you lose the other two? Cuz if it came that way you should write the manufacturer and ask for replacements. There's no excuse for shoddy work like that.
[email] wrote:
I can't blame the factory. Somebody ran over her with a car and left her in the road with her two back legs smushed off, that's how I found her. She should have sued that guy!
Wow, that sucks! People can be such bastards.
Wait a minute...did Turdy happen to see if it was a Lamborghini...? She might have that lawsuit yet.
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Turdy should join in a clASS-action lawsuit with the wildbeeste and be rich beyond her wildest dreams!
Is Turdy a her or him? How the hell do you tell? Do turdles have virginias? Or schlongs?
On Thu, 12 Jul 2007 21:28:53 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:
Well, you seem awfully interested in turtles
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
Its like...for research purposes or something.
She wanted to call Johnny COChran to be her lawyer but he has gone on to that great courtroom in the sky. So she has decided to live as a dirt poor crippled turDle. Besides, the driver was a hit-and-run and she was too pre-occupied to make a note of his license plate so she hasn't even got anyone to sue!
She lays eggs, so she's a girl! Also she has brown eyes instead of orange ones, which means girl in the turDle world.
A female turtle has brown eyes.
I have brown eyes.
I am a female turtle?
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Do you have a virginia or a weiner? You might want to check and see.
You might want a chicken? You mean like that chick in the mall?
On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 17:58:33 -0700, [email] wrote:
Are you talking about Chick-Fil-A, that chicken place???
Yeh yeh, that chick's butt has that loco motion!
Hiya! Butt it looks like I'm not the only slow one around here. Laurie referred to Turdy as "she" in, like, her 1st or 2nd post. Being guys who are apparently really into turdles like you are, I would've thought you'd have picked up on that.
I think turdles have virginias AND schlongs, just like everybody.
No dumbass, weren't you paying attention? You hafta lay eggs too!
Oh. Uh. Do you?
On Mon, 16 Jul 2007 19:47:39 -0700, [email] wrote:
Now that's getting kinda personal, don't you think? Woodn't surprise me at all though.
On Jul 16, 10:47 pm, [email] wrote:
Yeh yeh, a half dozen this morning, Grade A, Extra Large, Brown.
How the shell would I know?
On Jul 12, 6:12 am, [email] wrote:
No, it was Dietrich driving! I don't know his last name. He ran away up that hill or something.
On Thu, 05 Jul 2007 13:45:13 -0700, [email] wrote:
Yeah, until one of the bears is in a bad mood and decides to pull his arm out of his socket.
I got 2 cats and some fish (mainly tiger barbs). The cats have learned how to kill birds, so I try to keep them indoors most of the time (unless I decide to start eating the dead birds they leave for me) Butt.... I plan on getting a beehive. I think it would be pretty cool. It will also keep the neighbors kids out of my yard.
No bears so far. There's some wild turkeys near here. And too many damn deer. I swear they have to be the stupidest animal that God ever put on this earth. I had one literally run into my car from across the highway, causing nearly 3K damage.
Only $3,000, dude that's peanuts, when I was over in Africa, I drove a Lamborghini Mauriello into a herd of wildbeeste at over 250KPH (my speed, not theirs), annihilated the whole lot of them, which was pretty cool, but the car was totally destroyed in like, uh, a hundred pieces, $500,000 down the drain, uh oh, better get maaco my ass!
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I rode a motorcycle into an elk once. Not on purpose. I think he was suicidal. Far less cool than tossing wildbeeste into the air at 250kph in a cool car, however fast that is in american speed. Is that like Tazmanian rubles where $1,000,000,000 would almost buy you a BK Royale with Cheese from the dollar menu here? So you were going like 4 miles an hour? Damn, that car must have been made of styrofoam.
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 19:06:10 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:
I think that xxpmulxx fellow has been playing too many video games
with cheese AND bacon!
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:33:45 -0700, [email] wrote:
Are you serious? You didn't have insurance??
Naah, I don't believe in that stuff!
On Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:33:45 -0700, [email] wrote:
lol - Did they let you keep the wildebeasts? In PA, if we kill a deer with a car, we get to take it home and butcher it. I think when I go hunting this fall, I am going to bring my Honda instead of a bow - I seem to have better results with a car.
Man, that Africa experience had to suck.
Yeh, and it's totally true and stuff. ;-)