That must be what you dillholes are doing instead of posting on atvbnb. WTF? Where the hell are you Cyberbutt, Jeni, Lori, Bungmeister, aghasee, Argy, GCRU, Roy Batty, Abe, Uncle Milty, and the rest of you bungwipes I forgot cause Ive had an edge or 3. Post. Post something, dammit! AWWW, WHAT IS THAT, A TEAR? NOW, LISTEN HERE, YOPU WUSSIES, POST SOMETHING BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS INTO NEXT TUESDAY. I DONT CARE WHAT IT IS. POST THE WORD 'CHOAD'. POST SOME CRAP ABOUT TAKING HERBS TO GET A BIGGER WEINER. I DONT CARE, JUST POST SOMETHING!!!!
Fartknocking.
Mar 17, 2004, 4:39 PM ET20 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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"King Turd" wrote in message news:2T46c.88490$[email]...
posting on atvbnb.
Bungmeister, aghasee,
you bungwipes I
dammit! AWWW,
POST SOMETHING
IT IS. POST THE
BIGGER WEINER. I
Errr, settle down Beavis... can't I spank my monkey in peace....
TYDT
You forgot that "DIABOLIC" fellow. oh all right. I've been busy counting thingies and scoring, etc.
Here's an interesting turd story for you....
Once upon a time, I bought a large box of Fruit Loops cereal and that's all I ate the whole day. yum yum yum
Well, the next morning I took my daily morning dump and my turds were a bright-green color....florescent green actually. I freaked out and went to medical websites to see why that happened. Well, I read about all kinds of diseases ant conditions that would cause green turds...it freaked me out and scared me. ehehehh
All worries were for nothing though...as is turned out, the dyes in the Fruit Loops caused the bright green turds. ehheheh
You can try this at home, boys ant girls......just go for one day eating nothing but several bowls of Fruit Loops cereal, and you too can have bright green turds the next morning.
;-D
heeh Played Argy!
No I didn't. Two headed dudes scare me.
oh yeah....I forgot about that! ;o
run over or
frozen turd
I lost my
pR0n-o-grahy so
weiner get bigger.
chick. She's
me...mmheh-heh...
Yeah Shakira - she's hot. And she doesn't want us to mistake her 'small and humble' thingies for molehills or something. No problem, I'll concentrate real hard. Hard hehehehehe...
TYDT
"King Turd" schreef in bericht news:2T46c.88490$[email]
bOObs!
Is that okay?
bOObs!
You have done well.
"King Turd" wrote in message news:wvg7c.94833$[email]...
site
her money to get
The gift of boobs is a beautiful thing. Besides which, why is donating so dumb? Charitable donations are often tax-deductable. It would be good to be able to put on your company prospectus that you gave the gift of breasts to 1000 flat college chicks in the third quarter, compared to only 750, one year previous. That is bound to improve your listing on NUTSAQ.
The next time someone stops me in the street and asks me to donate money to starving goat herders in Bungholistan I'll let them know I have a better idea for my cash.
TYDT
True, however from a business prospective if I don't see the return on my investment then it is a poor investment. If she let me feel her up, then it would be a good solid investment. I haven't increased T.U.R.D Corporation value on NUTSAQ 69% in the last year by making poor investiments.
A tax deductable charitable donation is always a good thing, however I would need to inspect the final product of the donation personally to be sure that the donation was going to the cause it should be. Boobs. There are many unreputable charaties out there, you have to be careful. Without following up on the dispersion of my donated funds, for all I know I could be funding some dude having a schlong enlargement.
Yes, invest in T.U.R.D. Corporation. This way you will be certain that your money is going to be used wisely. Beer, chicks, nachos, and porno. And a charitable donation for boobs.
T.U.R.D. - Making The World A Better Place, One Boob At A Time.
"King Turd" writes in article dated Wed, 17 Mar 2004 18:09:48 -0500:
I think "Choad" is the name of that 3-eyed space captain in Tripping the Rift. WTF does it mean?
Tell me. TELL ME, TURDBURGLER, OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
The latest subject line I've seen for penis enlargement spam is "tree trunk". I thought it was going to be about gardening.
-- spud_demon -at- thundermaker.net The above may not (yet) represent the opinions of my employer.
spam is "tree
employer.
I got an email asking me if I wanted to be a 'love-hammer'. I'd have liked to have been in on the marketing meeting that came up with that...
TYDT
Are you threatening me? You will give me all your crappachino, bunghole. Ok, let me take yo ass to school. The choad is a lonely little part of your anatomy between the bunghole and the chandeliers. Have you seen Jackass The Movie yet? If not, rent it, it will educate you on the proper technique for the the electrification of the choad. Something about that scene is kinda gay.
"King Turd" writes in article dated Sun, 21 Mar 2004 08:18:40 -0500:
I've seen the movie, and I remember the guy hiding the Matchbox car up his butt and going to the Japanese doctor, who advised him first and foremost not to tell anybody (I guess the pain of being a pervert in Japan is mostly social, not physical). I will re-watch and pay special attention to the electric choads.
TY, DT.
-- spud_demon -at- thundermaker.net The above may not (yet) represent the opinions of my employer.
mostly
Yes, something very gay about putting stuff in a condom and putting it in your butt. Thats only semi-acceptable if your a drug smuggler mule getting on a plane with a butt full of heroin or something. And even that is pretty messed up. But at least the dope smugglers aren't doing it just for fun like that jackass dude.
"King Turd" wrote in news:2T46c.88490$[email]:
I'm out like having my butt cleaned. Like, howzitgoin? ;)
JP
In article , [email] says...
Choad.
Meow.
Like....howzitgoin? Huh huh huh....
Dr. Bill
Pretty good. Ya getting any lately?
Woem.
Po0P.
Make sure they don't forget the choad. Get what you pay for. Oh, and like, its going pretty good, how about yourself? Where did you go for the butt services? Hehehe..someone serviced your butt....
KT