I was, like, trying to write this one song, but it was like - DAMNIT! IT WAS HARD! (Mheh, heh. Hard.) So, I just started yelling and stuff:
http://chaos.corrupt.net/music/earblood/Earblood-I_Am_A_Hateful_Pirate.mp3
Like, it's going to get me chicks, but the only thing cooler than getting chicks is scaring chicks, I've heard.