poop crisis center

Hello friend.

Do you ever have problems pooping? Do you get frequent diarreah? Do you get frequent constipation? Do you go weeks at a time without taking a poop? Do you poop large amounts at a time? Do you find yourself asking for TP at inupportune times?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you may have a rare but dangerous buttnoidial poop disorder (BPD).

This deadly syndrome IS treatable. There are people that can help.

Call the Poop Crisis Center anytime, day or night at

1-800-555-POOP

Whenever you call, there are trained professional schpinct-iologists on the line, waiting to help you through your problems with poop.

Go ahead. Don't let poop ruin the life of a loved one.

Valerie ([email]) wrote:

Yeah, YEAH! And if you don't get help at the Poop Crisis Center, please, get help somewhere. Because we're tired of cleaning up after your buttknockering poop-impaired ass.

That wuz pretty cool, Valerie.

							Nathan LARGE,
					Feel-Ass-Of-Her and Cunning Linguist,
					B.U. Suckology Dept.

Valerie wrote:

Yeah,YEAH!!, just say no to *poop*...ummmmm...no..wait a minute...