This is pretty pointless

Like Im never gonna be forgivin or aprecaited.Uhhh..the end.Ok now watch Scott T. is gonna say "Blah blah Doug sucks""Blah blah"right after I post this.If I gave him money he would like say "Thats the worst way Ive ever seen anybody hold a buck!!Ha ha ha!!!WHAT A WUSSY POSER SUCKO-MATIC WANNABE!!"Oh well.At least I dont like rap.That would really suck.

So are you feelin' unwanted? I should hope so, YOU ARE! Leave now.

I may have been nominated for felcher of the week, (did I win?), but the way this cheesedick tries to suck up to those who think they are popular is nothing short of all time felching greatness...or something.

Oh yeah...Americans don't let your children fly aeroplanes...dumbasses!

Dave

In article , past Felcher of the Week, Dave Edwards wrote:

You want to get relaminated bunghole?

On Wed, 17 Apr 1996, Allison Buttland wrote:

Done.

I relaminate Dave Edwards for Felcher of the Week.

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Bill Sekscenski writes:

• I relaminate Dave Edwards for Felcher of the Week.

Uh, I like, second the relamination. And I kick him in the nads with my steel-toed boots too. Take that, felch-boy! :)

Don't make me, like kick your ass again, Davie.

Bunghole.

You liked his ass? That's disgusting! I hereby laminate you for the "Pat Buchanon's Love Slave of the Week" award or something.

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[email] (Scott C. Sullivan) writes:

* > Don't make me, like kick your ass again, Davie. * * You liked his ass? That's disgusting! I hereby laminate you for * the "Pat Buchanon's Love Slave of the Week" award or something.

shutupbutthead. I don't like his ass.

I'll kick his ass because he's a felcher.

:)

In message , [email] (Secretary of Butts) wrote:

So noted, but I'm so far behind it might be awhile... :(

[email] writes:

* >Uh, I like, second the relamination. And I kick him in the nads with my * >steel-toed boots too. Take that, felch-boy! :) * > * >Don't make me, like kick your ass again, Davie. * > * >Bunghole. * * So noted, but I'm so far behind it might be awhile... :(

Heh Heh. You said "behind" -- huh huh huh. That was pretty funny, Beavis. :)

Davie's still a felcher..........

Later Dudz..........

Brian Heath <<---------------->> [email] Secretary of Butts/ Media Representative -- Kingdom of Buttland I'm like, the guy with two Gold Butts, or something........ http://www.servtech.com/public/heathbar Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil. Kicking the asses of felchers the world over. "Uh, can you spank a sea monkey?"

Err.... Thanks. I haven't read this newsgroup for about a fortnight and to know that I am still being considered for felcher of the week is quite heart warming really.

Thank You

Dave

On 8 May 1996, Dave Edwards wrote:

It is _indeed_ a dubious honor.  You're quite welcome.
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Dammit! that would have been funny, if it hadn't been preceded by that Anti-American jab....

DAmn limeys, just don't know when they are winning..

Godzilla

In message , Dave Edwards wrote:

Don't worry, you both won in landslides. Visit http://www.ultranet.com/~strudeau/felcher.htm for details!

1) It's Scot, not Scott.  Maybe if you spelled his name right he might cut
   you some slack.  You made a really bad first impression, but if you want
   to hang around here and get your ass kicked regularly for a while, you
   may be allowed to be a regular.  Maybe.

2) Lose the BUAGs on your WWW page.  That stands for Big Ugly Assed Graphics.
   Even though Beavis and Butt-head are the epitome of all that does not suck,
   people lose patience when it takes 90 seconds for a monster GIF to download,
   no matter who it is (unless it is Melissa Joan Hart).

3) Your spelling is abominable.  It hurts me just to read your English... and
   I was born and raised in Bangladesh.  One or two misspellings can be written
   off to typos.  But if you have three or more per page, it means that you
   are a buffoon.  Of course, you are a buffoon.  So is everyone else here,
   but we are COOL buffoons.  Get a dictionary and use it.

4) You whine too much.  Stop whining and start kicking ass.  Don't try kicking
   Scot's ass, though, unless you're interested in becoming one of Lord Dumbass's
   customers.  If you had lurked for a while before posting, like a good boy,
   you would have found out that newbies always get their asses kicked here.
   How do you know when you're not a newbie anymore?  When you kick some other
   newbie's ass!

Just trying to help, Khashdrahr Miasma Bungmunch University

In article , [email] said in an elagant way...

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Dude(meaning guy or girl),Im 14 and homeschooling.I cant spell worth a parrot terd and Im not very good at html.Come [address] be nice or something.By the way...get a real address that doesnt mail me back with a host unknown letter.

In article [email] (cheesy) writes: [snipped the stuff that isn't nice]

Doug... everything will be ok. You know that Iloveeverybody-- and that hatred and ignorance is the stuff in life that really SUCKS. You're doing much better (IMHO).

CherylAnn Iloveeverybody

In message , Khashdrahr Miasma wrote:

Speaking of Melissa, you guys *did* watch her "Sabrina" show on Sunday night, correct? :D I must say, she was the epitome of the word beautiful, especially the part where she was lined up on the starting post for one of her track meets. You could like, see boobs and stuff. heheheheheh...

In message [email] (cheesy) wrote...

Well, I know someone who is also homeschooling and 15 and can spell and is intellectually superior to many if not most adults. Obviously, your parents/tutors SUCK as teachers.

No one is good at html at first.

Unsolicited email can be considered harrassment and will be dealt with as necessary.

In article , [email] said in an elagant way...

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http://www.ultranet.com/~strudeau/

Ummm..14 dude. I dont have any tutors/parents as teachers. And I dont watch all those shows I said in the other articles at once. You guys are on the computer 69 hours a day and 666 days a week. Or something. Go away. Im just a kid who likes the blackedey Mtv bungholes. Thats all.

In message , [email] (cheesy) wrote:

Trg zl shpxvat anzr evtug lbh srypurevat crqbcuvyvp puvyq zbyrfgre!!! Vg'f F-p-b-g. Abg F-p-b-g-g!

Blah blah Doug sucks blah blah

You fucking cheap sonofabitch...trying to bribe me with a lousy dollar?

Yrnir guvf cynpr lbh gheq-ungvat, qvpx-fhpxvat, puvyq-zbyrfgvat, wnpxnff-srypuvat uvccvr.

That's much better.