Joerki is dead

Buttlanders !

Our fellow citizen _Joerki_ has passed away.

The recent flood of binaries ended his young life in it's best part. (I said 'part'... Mhehehe..hm..hm) As you possibliy know - he as a self- declared Cornholio couldn't swim and was flushed down by a soundwave posted by one of these buttmonkeys that keep messing around in this Discussion-NG.

leo>> Where the hell are you ? Is it again those Lybians ? ck> No, it isn't. leo>> What's up ? ck> He has given up netting, unfortunately. I don't know what has happened ck> but I suspect he is fed up with it. He wrote me he wasn't going to ck> remain a point of beg.gera.thur.de any longer. Very sad story this. ck> ck> Bye/7, Carsten [Sysop BeG] E-Mail: [email] ck> -= BeG - Bildungsmailbox in Ostthueringen =-

This just sucks...

In deep grief,

The RUSHIN' EMBASSY TO BUTTLAND

[email] (Leo) wrote:

This is indeed sad news. I'm sure all of Buttland is now in a state of mourning. I propose that the Buttland National Flag be lowered to half mast for a period (mehem period) determined by Queen Allison.

He should also be considered for a posthumorous medal from the ATBNB Special Forces and the Buttland Royal Navy. Perhaps fund raising should begin for construction of a memorial web page for our fallen comrades.

Perchance a eulogy by the great Lord Dumbass III is also in order.

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf

Maybe all the womyn could wear their pants at half mast too. Snif.

Snif. I second the lamination. First Miss Manners, then Joerki. Snif. The appropriate authorities at Bungmunch University will be contacted.

Excellent idea. Snif. If he makes it back from the ocean.

Claude (Award Winning Author of "La Vengeance du Chat") Ballze

Mine are, but I'm not so sure you would want to snif there.

I agree; why, I have been dead for five years, and yet I continue to live through the Internet. If the Romans had only known.....

I predict that in the future, wealthy people will endow their trustees with enough money to make sure that their likeness is perpetually displayed on a web site, and that there is enough money for upgrades as technology advances. I predict that the wealthiest among them will fund an employee to post to Usenet using guidelines set forth in long, complicated legal documents. I predict that this is actually the only real existence now enjoyed by Bob Hope AND Kirk Douglas, both of whom actually died in 1992.

Hear, hear. Lord Dumbass III eulogizes after Dr. Kevorkian euthanizes. They have a certain synergy for the '90s going; I predict Lord Dumbass III will become very wealthy from serving wealthy clients, after his first big success with George Burns.

Myra Mainz

In article , [email] (Paul van de Graaf) wrote:

Mehehehe... period. Ahem, yes, my knights. Please lower the Buttland Flag to half mast (emehehe... "mast"...) in honour of mourning a great half of our Rushin' Ambassadors (I said "ass"... yeah... cool...). This Friday night at the same time we once did our Monkey Boy, I request that we all have a minute of silence for our late Joerki.

I agree with Paul. Any one with a Butt page (um... I _will_ get to mine, I promise) please consider a section in memorium to Joerki.

Joerki, we shall miss you. R.I.P.

Allison Buttland

Claude Ballze wrote...

c> [email] (Paul van de Graaf) wrote: c> >[email] (Leo) wrote:

c> >>Our fellow citizen _Joerki_ has passed away. c> > c> >This is indeed sad news. I'm sure all of Buttland is now in a state c> >of mourning. I propose that the Buttland National Flag be lowered to c> >half mast for a period (mehem period) determined by Queen Allison. c> Maybe all the womyn could wear their pants at half mast too. Snif. c> c> >He should also be considered for a posthumorous medal from the ATBNB c> >Special Forces and the Buttland Royal Navy. Perhaps fund raising c> >should begin for construction of a memorial web page for our fallen c> >comrades. c> c> Snif. I second the lamination. First Miss Manners, then Joerki. Snif. c> The appropriate authorities at Bungmunch University will be contacted. c> c> >Perchance a eulogy by the great Lord Dumbass III is also in order. c> c> Excellent idea. Snif. If he makes it back from the ocean. c> >Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf c> Claude (Award Winning Author of "La Vengeance du Chat") Ballze

Thank you for your condoles... condo... consolesc... Errr...

For Joerki died in the ocean we could name something in the Buttland Navy after him... Any suggestions ?

Thankyoudrivethru(notbackwards!!!) !