I'm sitting here at my computer hearing all sorts of stuff about the Unibomber suspect on NPR while I'm reading my favorite newsgroup, and I'm begining to wonder how Beavis and Butthead would think about the current suspect for the Unibomber.
Pros:
1.) Unibomber is cool because he blows stuff up and makes his own bombs or something.
2.) The Unibomber is obsessed with wood. Makes bombs out of wood and puts wood/tree references in return addresses. "Wood good"
3.) The Unibomber is a luddite and wants us to break stuff with like techology in it or something.
4.) If the suspect is found guilty, he might get the chair.
5.) The suspect is reported by neighbors not to wash himself very much. I doubt that he has ever washed his wiener with water and stuff.
Con:
1.) He blows people up and stuff kinda at random and that's sortof harsh.
2.) Suspect is a Haavaard Buttknocker alum.
3.) He reads the New Dork Times, but then again I think he reads the Washington Post (mehemehem heh heh) Words still suck, however.
I think the pros win out, any other thoughts?
Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf