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Millennial CatastropheFeb 6, 2000

James E. wrote:

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James E.Feb 6, 2000, 2:22 AM ET↩ Millennial Catastrophe

Millennial Catastrophe wrote in message news:87islk$6j3$[email]...

seen.

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LongMcDongFeb 6, 2000, 5:40 AM ET↩ James E.

James E. wrote:

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(Lester the well hung hamster)

Millennial CatastropheFeb 6, 2000↩ LongMcDong

LongMcDong wrote:

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James E.Feb 6, 2000, 7:09 PM ET↩ Millennial Catastrophe

Millennial Catastrophe wrote in message news:87kq17$q4m$[email]...

wrote:

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Shaun MeadFeb 6, 2000, 4:03 PM ET↩ James E.

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James E.Feb 6, 2000, 9:08 PM ET↩ Shaun Mead

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Millennial CatastropheFeb 7, 2000↩ James E.

James E. wrote:

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                     WE NEED MORE CRACK
                  SELL ONE OF THE BITCHES

Shaun MeadFeb 7, 2000, 11:04 AM ET↩ Millennial Catastrophe

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|___|___|________|___|

Andrew CarpenterFeb 7, 2000, 5:42 PM ET↩ Shaun Mead

That one was actually done, wasn't it?

Andrew

James E.Feb 7, 2000, 6:09 PM ET↩ Andrew Carpenter

Andrew Carpenter wrote in message news:87nhoi$vd6$[email]...

Yup. Scary that an attempt to stoop to his level actually emulated him, eh? :)

BeekeeperFeb 7, 2000↩ James E.

On Mon, 07 Feb 2000 23:09:38 GMT, "James E." wrote:

i'm a bird i think

zarathustraFeb 7, 2000, 7:21 PM ET↩ Beekeeper

Beekeeper wrote in message news:[email]...

eh?

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Shaun MeadFeb 8, 2000, 4:40 AM ET↩ Andrew Carpenter

Really? Guess I didn't see it.

Millennial CatastropheFeb 8, 2000↩ Shaun Mead

Shaun Mead <"shaun.mead"@ns.sympatico.caREMOVE CAPITALIZED TEXT> wrote:

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James E.Feb 7, 2000, 9:34 PM ET↩ Millennial Catastrophe

Millennial Catastrophe wrote in message news:87nofa$c4u$[email]...

wrote in

message

thing

Lose

http://home.t-online.de/home/ulrich.schreglmann/images/0

personal, just

get

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ASS

THIS

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BeekeeperFeb 8, 2000↩ James E.

On Tue, 08 Feb 2000 02:34:51 GMT, "James E." wrote:

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LongMcDongFeb 8, 2000, 10:10 PM ET↩ Beekeeper

Beekeeper wrote:

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                | |  '|  /   Y   \  |'  | |     | So, you like to |
                | \   \  \ 0 | 0 /  /   / |     | watch huh?      |
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                       `----'

LongMcDongFeb 11, 2000, 3:35 PM ET↩ James E.

James E. wrote:

                           __,__
                  .--.  .-"     "-.  .--.
                 / .. \/  .-. .-.  \/ .. \      .--------------------.
                | |  '|  /   Y   \  |'  | |     | I'm a bad little   |
                | \   \  \ 0 | 0 /  /   / |     | monkey, horny and  |
                 \ '- ,\.-"`` ``"-./, -' /      | sick. This is my   |
                  `'-' /_   ^ ^   _\ '-'`       | handle, this is my |
                  .--'|  \._ _ _./  |'--.       | dick.              |
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                       `----'

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