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frog baseball wrote in news:130920041237145875%[email]:
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Yeah, and he went up to some chick who was buying nachos and said "Hey, bebe, uhhhh huhuhuh I got lots of money and can buy you tons of nachos if you score with me" and the chick slapped him in the face and said "Get lost, loser!" And Saddam Hussein was there too and slapped him in the face and said "Dumbass! Watch ME score with this chick." Saddam went up to the chick and said "Heybabyhowsitgoin heh heh heh yeah heh heh heh heh" and she just stared at him, ignored him, and went out the door. Then Saddam started screaming "I'm sick and tired of this. We have all this money and bomb all these people and still no one will score with us!" Then Osama said, "Hey, calm down, Saddam" and Saddam said "Shut up! We're never gonna score! It's like, look at all these people (it was Senior Citizens' Discount Day), they're really old, but they've probably scored!" The cashier said, "Hey, keep it quiet," and Saddam said, "Shut up, asswipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!" and then some guy shopping said "Hey, isn't that Saddam Hussein?" and he just kept going "We're never gonna score!" and the cashier said "That IS Saddam Hussein! Let's all kick his ass!" and they all beat up Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden and then we won the war. The End
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