So often we become dazzled by the splendor that is Beavis and Butthead, and forget the man whom I personally worship as the embodiment of everything a human should be: Mr. Anderson. After all, this man is a veteran of two foreign wars, a dues paying member of the Society of Odd Fellows, and a dilligent home-improvement enthusiast. When he peers myopically at some unworthy foe and drawls, "You and me's gonna tangle", I get a woody. He owns a poodle, a camper and a lawn tractor, and gets a large fries, pie, and a large coffee at Burger World every Thursday afternoon before he goes to the foot doctor. He wears a pair of blue clam-diggers and a white t-shirt every day, and isn't afraid to wear black socks with short pants. There are none higher than Anderson, and I feel we should sing his praises that the world may know the glory of ol' Tom Anderson!
Mr. Anderson
On Thu, 09 Apr 1998 14:47:22 -0400, Grobbus wrote:
Damn hippie clerk!
And he owns one of the world's best makes of propane regulators
Also, he takes no shit from punks who egg his house, and is emotionally balanced enough to realize that when a man builds a new pool cabana, there's some things he just can't do by himself.
yeh.. and most of his friends have names with phallic-meanings
On Thu, 09 Apr 1998 14:47:22 -0400, Grobbus wrote:
Yeah.. but his large fries had deep fried bugs and the pie was a deep fried rat as I recall. Fries and coffee? Yuck!,, gimme fries and large coke anytime.
oh yeh.. that tom anderson is a bit of alright for us girls... we'll do any old guy, we're sluts.. sluts made horny with *Girl Power*
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I agree.. he is a wonderful character.... and has a hot wife ;)
butt, I have a theory that his *butt problems* were caused by some youthful *don't ask, don't tell* occurences whilst a young squaddie in the service....
No way. Anderson is 100% USDA Grade A Prime Heterosexual. None o' that funky butt-love for our man. Course, back in Bataan, a fella could get mighty lonely bein' stuck out on an island with no female companionship, if you catch my drift. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't like it was some kinda big sex orgy or nothin', I'm just sayin' that when a close-knit outfit like Anderson's is in a tight spot, the guys (like that ol' Rod Johnson) would start to kinda fill in the gaps in each other's lives. Hell, that's just natch'rul foxhole behavior. Now don't start gettin' any funny ideas, now. Anderson was army - olive drab all the way. Them powder-puff boys, now, they was all in the navy.
uh uh you said *foxhole behaviour* uh uh
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote to and alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead:
== > No way. Anderson is 100% USDA Grade A Prime Heterosexual. None o' that == > funky butt-love for our man. Course, back in Bataan, a fella could get
Then why do they call it "beavis-n-buttf**k"?
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