OK,we've had loads of BnBH quotes,what about everyones favourite psycho teacher? I'll start
SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL [address] UP OR I WILL PHYSICALLY KILL YOU!
To his car:WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION?WHY ARE YOU SPUTTERING?
KICK ME IN THE [address]!
BEAVIS,YOU REEK OF DEATH!
Ian.
IMHO, the best Buzzcut ines are when he is trying to get our heroes into weightlifting, and tells them of his experiences. I don't remember much, but it begins:
In the jungle, no one was innocent. . .
I think it continues something like this:
...it was either kill, or be killed. I remember those nights w/ big Red One, "Grace", my trusty M-16 by my side. <helicopter background noises, complimented by automatic gun-fire> Why, we'd get into those crusty little villages and they would look at us like we were the Almighty, Himself! FEAR, ANGER, HATRED! That's what I'm talking about <blood-shot-eyed close-up>... Are you with me?
I _SAID_, ARE YOU WITH ME?!
That was great! I think it ended off with the " So you think you are a man, boy. Do you want to see what a real man is like? C'mon, KICK ME IN THE JIMMY! YES!"
Slug
In a previous article, [email] (Ian Bryson) says:
"...THOSE PEASANTS LOOKING AT US LIKE WE WERE THE ALMIGHTY HIMSELF!" (uh, or something) "ON THE COUNT OF 2, YOU WILL TAKE OUT YOUR PENISES!" (uh huh, I like #2.) "ARE YOU WITH ME? I SAID, ARE YOU WITH ME?" (or of course, 'ARE YOU A MAN?")
uh huh huh...you said "loads".