The last time I visited church...
Martin: Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been eight days since my last portion of Nachos.
Man of the Cloth: Shut up buttmunch! I'm taking a dump! Err - what is it?
M: I got drunk and went onto another newsgroup pretending to be someone else and said they all sucked.
MOTC: Did you dress up in women's clothes? Chicks rule!
M: No, I just changed my name and stuff. I went "in burrito".
MOTC: Err - were they like, pissed off and stuff?
M: Not all of them. Some of them wanted to know why I thought they sucked. But others got really offended and I found it funny. Forgive me father, but I missed flaming the Spaghetti dude so much that I wanted to recreate a little of the magic.
(sound of GWAR video comes from other side of partition)
MOTC: (turns away from panel) Yes! This rocks! This is cool!
M: Don't I get any penance?
Second voice from other side: "Heh heh - Penance. Penince. Penice. Penis - heh heh heh mm heh.
MOTC: (turns back to panel) Err - go away. We're closed or something.
Second voice: Yeah. Thankyoudrivethrough.
Martin