AC/DC: Top 10 greatest of all time!!!

Jan 25, 19961 post by 1 posteralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Hey kids!

This ditty is an excerpt from Thursday's (1/25/96) Austin American Statesman's weekly art's and entertainment guide, XLent. It was written by their music critic, Michael Corcoran.

First the ObBnBReferenceQuote:

"The appreciation gap concerning AC/DC has never closed, as the group is worshipped by everyone from author Stephen King (who can somehow write with AC/DC cranked) to ***MTV's Butt-head***" (astriks added by me for highlight)

Next, "10 Reasons why AC/DC, not the Rolling Stones, is the Greatest Rock Band of All Time"

  • AC/DC's drummer wouldn't rather be playing jazz.
  • As bad as "Fly on the Wall" was, it's still better than "Emotional Rescue".
  • Ron Wood wouldn't last 10 minutes at an AC/DC audition.
  • The Beastie Boys never sampled the Stones.
  • AC/DC has never had to rely on horns or back-up singers.

6. When you wear an AC/DC T-shirt, it says more about you than when you wear a Stones T-shirt.

  • AC/DC has never recorded a disco song!!!

8. Original AC/DC singer Bon Scott died from drinking too much alcohol; charter Stone Brian Jones died from too much water.

9. The members (huhuhuh.. he said "members") of AC/DC have no other interests besides rock'n'roll, while the Stones are always acting in movies or having art openings. (huhuhuhhuh... he said "openings")..

  • "Whole Lotta Rosie"!!!
** Steve Burger ** "On the chest of a barmaid in Sale ** ** ** Were tattooed the prices of ale. ** ** [email] ** And on her behind ** ** ** For the sake of the blind **